schlap schlop

the noise your balls make when banging off your partners arse. Note: faggots do not make this noise.

Excuse me madam, but can you hear the schlap-schlopping of my scrotum?

Sorry no, my hearing aid is switched off.

by Anonymous March 3, 2003

schlappay

the sound made when a man's genetalia hit his leg.

also the sound of a man masturbating.

also refrence to aman's penis.

"I can hear Joe's schlappay from the other room!"
"My schlappay is huge!"
"I like the schlappay feeling of my cock on my leg!"

by flsdhkafhodighakljd asfdsdafg February 10, 2008

Schlafsläcken

When you're too lazy to get up to pee in the middle of the night. More generally, when you're too lazy to get get out of bed.

I didn't sleep well because I had severe schlafsläcken and should have gotten up to pee.

by blocky38 September 15, 2021

Schlapped

The unwanted groping of the male genitals.

Went to CPAC and the guy schlapped me.

by Unshahlapped March 4, 2023

Schlapp

A women's pussy

"Man, I miss her Schlapp" "She had a great Schlapp"

by Jamessmilk July 9, 2023

finnish schnaps

Taking a 500ml vodka bottle or bigger. Screw the cork off and through it away. Now you are forced to drink the entire bottle becouse it is strictly forbidden to throw alcohol away

Perkele mika! Lets take a finnish schnaps!

- But we only have one bottle..

by Daniel Gunnar January 5, 2017

schlong schlapper

A large penis that is used to hit other people.

Evan whipped out his schlong schlapper and beat up the fool.

by Anesthesia God August 15, 2020