schloaked

when a guy's small penis gets soaked with water

oh man, my schlong/schlort got schloaked yesterday!!

by k8ster April 3, 2009

schlank

To slap someone, typically in punishment and preferably across the face, with one’s penis.

This better get fixed now, or someone’s getting schlanked.

When Judd’s student lied about having completed his homework, Judd schlanked him to death.

I schlanked your father in an attempt to get the money he owes me, but unfortunately he liked it.

by M. A. September 16, 2006

schlander

A very small penis

Caleb has a schlander.

by ALiv December 18, 2014

schlonged

to get very drunk
to hit someone or thing
to bismark a someone

i got absolutley schlonged last night.
i schlonged that ball a mile
i schlonged that women last night right in the face

by Mat100 January 12, 2009

schlonged

To be cockslapped by a man with a large penis.

'Shit that teenage mum just got schlonged by that hobo!'

by Maximus Aurelius May 29, 2009

schlafke

The coolest German last name there is

Hey have you heard of Hudson Schlafke

by Hudsob_Fishfeet June 9, 2018

smok schmacked

After you hit your 50 nic smok and feel schmacked, thus leading to the feeling of being smok schmacked

Damnnnn bro I just got smok schmacked

by slumptedsara April 26, 2019