schlade

Also known as iron lung, is one who is known for the art of slack. Can be used in junction with most any stoner activity... schlack-assing, schlacking off, being schlate, getting schladed.

Well, sooner is better than schlade r.

by sketch24428 January 26, 2007

Schwandt

A human of the male species, who applies his physical strength in order to carry out numerous rapes, whether in his hometown, or on holiday with a group of friends.

'Gareth is a Schwandt'

by Sleaford January 17, 2012

Per Schlanka

The act of vigorously paintbrushing someone across the face.

My crazy cousin Billy straight per schlanka the guy behind the bar.

by OG Muppin & MC Muppin February 13, 2022

Schlady

"Sch" + "Lady"
A very seksay lady.

1.) Know what? I met this Schlady yesterday! Oh goddam she was so seksay!

by Housmaster December 27, 2003

Schlankenstein

Old book about an ugly creature with a long schlong written by Mary Schlankey when she was 19. Victor Frankenschlank created the creature in his apartment as a student and the creature ganked some lives and schlanked Victor's life up.

Dude1: Hey, man, did you finish that schlank of a book, Schlankenstein for English class yet?
Dude2: Yea man the ending was pretty schlanken, man!!!

by Ashely Bellocq March 6, 2007

Schlaud

Verb-To roast, destroy, or hammer

(V) 1. I just schlauded those hot dogs.
(V) 2. I'm gonna schlaud you so hard if you don't shut up!
(V) 3. I'd pay 20$ to schlaud you.

by Ohmy July 3, 2016

schlang

(v) hanging out with class, style, and attitude (n) a way of life, the actual schlang session
(adj) "schlangin'" person - a player, or someone who exemplifies every good quality, or is really hot and tight.

"Gurl, you schlangin'"

"Wanna schlang with me tonight?? There is a party."

"He has like 5 girlfriends and is soo gorgeous. Dude be schlangin'!"

by schlanger479479479 June 25, 2008