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schlang

(v) hanging out with class, style, and attitude (n) a way of life, the actual schlang session
(adj) "schlangin'" person - a player, or someone who exemplifies every good quality, or is really hot and tight.
"Gurl, you schlangin'"

"Wanna schlang with me tonight?? There is a party."

"He has like 5 girlfriends and is soo gorgeous. Dude be schlangin'!"
by schlanger479479479 June 25, 2008
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schlang

German slang for penis. Colloquially, adj for male exhibiting characteristics of erectile tissue.
Sorority girls go for the rich schlang every time.
by Word Jockey May 23, 2006
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Schlang

v. To throw or fling something without care or order.

v. To freely dangle (esp. in reference to male genitalia unencumbered by underwear)
1) What should I do with the pillow you asked me to move?

I don't care, just schlang it over there.

2) Guess what I'm doing right now.

What?

Letting it hang loose.

You're letting it schlang? Gross.
by Mythrandir August 2, 2011
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wanger schlanger

a wanger schalnger is a type of german sausage, but since it will be said very seldom in this sense, if you hear it anywhere outside germany, the likelihood is that the person saying it is referring to a penis.
"oh man, my wanger schlanger got covered in shit last nite after i bum fucked your dad"
by matt December 2, 2003
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