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SchmaggledaggleMcSplappelRlappel Arnold Jeffery Jacob Eustace Charles Blaine Harold Fredrickson James Carlson V̅I̅CMLXIX (schmaggledagglemcsplappelrlappel ˈaarnəld ˈjhfəri ˈjhkəb ˈystəs ʧɑrlz bleɪn ˈhhrəld ˈfrdrɪksən ʤeɪmz ˈkrlsən cmlxix) is the cousin of Quanfrazzle RazzMaTazz Dingleberry.

SchmaggledaggleMcSplappelRlappel, born in 1799, is the last living person born in the 18th century, but he is not immortal. He currently suffers from every known disease on earth. He is blind in both eyes and deaf in both ears, and is paralyzed from the ears down.
Person 1: Yo whos the new guy at that robbed McDonalds

Person 2: Oh yeah it was SchmaggledaggleMcSplappelRlappel Arnold Jeffery Jacob Eustace Charles Blaine Harold Fredrickson James Carlson V̅I̅CMLXIX
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Scangled

A combination of the words "Scattered" and "Mangled". Generally something felt after day 3 - 4 of a bender. It can be described as feeling like the last few of your brain cells are scattered across the multiverse. Whilst your body is so mangled that manual breathing becomes a necessity.
Mate 1: How are you feeling my guy?
Mate 2: Scangled.
by Rum & Raisin July 20, 2022
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Schanklet

"I just stabbed that schanklet down the road, mate. He's dead now."
by bandit4k December 8, 2022
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Fondle the Schlongle

The act in which a schlongle (penis) is fondled delicately in a way that induces sexual pleasure
Her - What do you truly desire?
Him - I'd like you to... Fondle the schlongle
Her - oh yes daddy
by Schlongle January 19, 2018
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Schmangled

A term originating within the "Spademan Vocabulary" of Ontario, Canada.

-It refers to any person that has consumed too much alcohol

-Should be used by excessive beer drinkers
Oh man, last night I got so schmangled I lost my pants!!!
by spadeinator July 20, 2010
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schbongled

When you set someone up for a fall and then it inadvertently backfires and you end up looking the fool... You know when you've been Schbongled
Throwing an item at a companion, it misses, hits a wall and whacks you in the eye...schbongled!
by Greena March 6, 2008
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