schaivoed

To get so beligerantly drunk, that you end up in a state similar to Terry Schaivo. Also goes hand in hand with "To get Schai-faced". To become completely unresponsive. Lights out basically.

- After consuming an entire keg by himeself, Ben was clearly schaivoed.

- "Dude lets go get schaivoed tonight."

- He was going to do his homework, but he decided to stick with his guns and get schaivoed.

by The Fine Students of the Bullis School November 12, 2006

schiavo

To drink or smoke oneself into a state of complete oblivion.

"Dan just got Schiavo'd, he had fourteen shots of Jack Daniels and took five bong hits"

by Justin Style June 30, 2005

Terri Schiavo Weed

Terri Schiavo Weed is marijuana that physically and mentally incapacitates you. In other words, GOOD SHIT.

"Man, I'd like to get up but this Terri Schiavo weed's got me glued to the floor!"

by Savage Infant Whale March 30, 2005

schiavowned

The state or process of being owned so hard that you are sent into a Terri Schiavo-esque vegetard state.

Fucking retarded.

Bush got schiavowned by a pretzel.

by i'm on the pavement June 26, 2005

terri schiavo

...is dead
(Cue techno music to "James Brown is Dead" by L.A. Style.)

Now some of these wackjobs can get back to their own depraved lives.

by R. Kemp March 31, 2005

Schiavo

(v) to Schiavo - to manually turn off the computer by pulling the plug rather than going through the shutdown process.

Poncho: Hey, Bryan, the computer froze and I can't figure out how to fix it.
Bryan: Looks like you'll have to Schiavo it.

by Bryan Reier September 22, 2005

terri schiavo

A woman in Florida in a persistant vegetative state whose situation is being used by conservative sons of bitches for political grandstanding. If Republicans are all for the sanctity of marriage, why don't they want to honor the husband's wishes? Bush signed a law back when he was governor of Texas that left the decision of pulling the plug to the hospital if the families couldn't pay insurance, and because of this, a baby died in a Texas hospital even when it's mother wanted to keep it alive. The husband has the authority in this case and Terri's been like this for 15 years. I think God's been waiting for her up in heaven for all those years.

This Terri Schiavo mess is making us liberals sick. That's right, I'm a liberal and proud of it conservative mother fuckers!

by conservatives go to HELL! March 27, 2005