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solomon schechter

Solomon Schechter is a K-8 private school in suburban Chicago for rich bratty Jewish kids, where the only thing worse than the girl drama is the school's administration. Many of the boys don't understand basic hygiene I don't know if they have even discovered deodorant. Some of the girls apply a whole bottle of perfume every. single. fucking. day. leaving the locker room smelling like body odor and gross perfume. Half of he guys dress like highlightrs. Some of the teachers are extreemly bipolar, to such an extent that eating one too many snacks can push some past their breaking point. If you want to torture your kids, send them here. Schechter makes even Edgewood Middle School seem like a nice place to send your kids.
Person 1: "Where do you go to school?"
Person 2: "I go to Solomon Schechter."
Person 1: " Ew!"
by LyfeIsABitch November 25, 2019
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Ryan Sheckler

An overrated skateboarder who used to be really good but sold out once he became famous and girls started freaking out over him. The only people that like him are really preppy girls that have no idea what skateboarding is and only like him for his looks.
Preppy girl: "OMG!!RYAN SHECKLER IS SOO HAWT!!!"
Skater: "He can't skateboard for crap. Check out Rodney Mullen."
by geninely June 27, 2008
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ryan sheckler

a whiney little bitch-boy. that whines about his about his dumbass fuckin' problems that noone gives a shit about because he is a " whiney white trash who shits purple twinkies and sucks a dick like there is no tommorow
ryan sheckler needs to save everyone from countless hours of torture and shut the hell up!
by the gentlemen thief November 10, 2009
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scheiterlein

the epitome of awesome.

if you looked up awesome in the dictionary know what you'd find? The definition of the word awesome, which scheiterlein is.
Whoa, that ferrari is scheiterlein!

That was such a scheiterlein touchdown pass!

I won the lotto? SCHEITERLEIN!
by yourexcellence June 24, 2010
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schachter

the ultimate in cool especially when put in the terms of writing definitions on urban dictionary
Man that is one schachter-fied definition.
by allen michael johnson January 1, 2008
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ryan sheckler

A sixteen year old professional skateboarder who is known for his insanely large gaps. He turned pro at 13 and is the youngest pro to have his own shoe. He is one of the greatest street skaters of all time, and he's only 16 now!
A little kid very good at something, a child prodigy.
Woah, that kid just kickflipped a 12 stair. What a little ryan sheckler!
by bobby scratchitt April 26, 2006
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schmecker

that schmecker shoots up every day
by junkie bitch<3 January 22, 2009
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