Schadenfreude

Pleasure from another's misfortune

This economy's producing plenty of opportunities for Schadenfreude as Congress summons multimillion dollar CEOs to defend themselves

by GreatRecession.com February 14, 2009

schadenfreudist

n. A person that attempts to enact schadenfreude on another person (i.e., "feeling pleasure from the misfortune of others"), often by engaging in ad hominem attacks and general douchebaggery. This is seen quite frequently in the activity of trolls, the sad creatures that they are. It is believed by some that trolls may actually feed on their schadenfreude, but not enough data has been compiled to accurately confirm this.

The schadenfreudist fed off that fellow there, attacking him for his opinion on the legitimacy of hydrogen cars by questioning his sexual prowess.

by Schadenfreude Nazi December 9, 2009

schafernaker

When swearing at somebody behind their back,
Then when they turn around to look at you, pretending to do something else with your hands; such as scratching your face.

The very first person to do a schafernaker, was Thomas Schafernaker; BBC weatherman.

Whilst making rude gestures to the news reporter, camera flicks to him live, as soon as he realises he is on air, pulls an amazing schafernaker!!

I told Bob to stop messing around and do his work! When I turned round he Schafernaker'd me!!

by BigWill88 December 13, 2012

Schadenfreudegasm

N. Schadenfreude so intense that it results in an orgasm.

Once I heard that Donald Rumsfeld had stepped down, I had a schadenfreudegasm so huge that I had to throw away my underpants.

by Moontos November 10, 2008

schadenhorny

The term for becoming sexually aroused from discussing others emotional and sexual problems

Girl: But it's just so sad, she doesn't understand why she can't get laid.
Guy: That's sucks. Want to make out.
Girl: feeling a little schadenhorny are we?

by Badthorn September 9, 2009

Schadenfreudegasm

N. Schadenfreude so intense that it results in an orgasm.

Once I heard that Donald Rumsfeld had stepped down, I had a schadenfreudegasm so huge that I had to throw away my underpants.

by Moontos November 11, 2006

Schkeev

V. Describing something gross, unbearable, or unimaginable that cannot be otherwise described or discussed.

Public toilets schkeev me.

I get the sckeevs from that guy over there.

That schkeev that I ever dated her.

by CysticGal October 30, 2009