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Schafernakar

This phrase has come about after the latest TV blooper from BBC weatherman Tomasz Schafernakar. He was seen giving the one finger salute to the newsreader just before his weather bulletin and to try and cover it up he did this hilarious hand gesture after the 'one finger salute' to hide the fact he'd sworn on air. You would use the word to describe a person having a fit or spak-attack at something they're not happy with.
I refused to pay the guy and he had a total schafernakar at me!
by Gubs73 August 18, 2010
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Schauered

to become intoxicated followed by throwing up at the end of the night.
"Last night after the party, I was so Schauered."
"Oh man, I just Schauered all over my girlfriend's car."
"Last night was a bad night, I was Schauered when I got home."
by drunkgirl101 January 10, 2012
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schaferwafer

A schaferwafer is the baddest in the game, usually the common first name is Hannah. If you're not a schaferwafer you ain't anybody. She's shy at first but then she's a poplin good time when you get to know her! She generally has blonde hair and blue eyes, and a slightly upward nose. She loves sandwiches and her favorite number is 5. The people she hangs out with is usually a Maddy or a Caroline. She usually is obsessed scarves and prefers leggings over jeans. All in all if you are a schaferwafer you are one lucky gal.
Girl: "Man, she's on point. I bet she's a Schaferwafer."
Guy: "She's definitely girlfriend material."
by mersavalopookins March 15, 2015
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schaper

An animal, (mostly homo sapiens) that are fagishly fucked up and atractted to the same sex
by AJ June 3, 2003
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schaber

Verb. To suck seminal fluid from the anus of a single person, of the same sex, using a common household drinking straw.
Dude, hurry up and schaber me before your man juice leaks out and stains the bed.
by rstanley September 12, 2008
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schafer

a word for an extremely large number when you cba to say that number
the earth is huge it weighs 1 schafer
by beh wah August 21, 2008
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schauer

People with the first name of Dan.

"Wow, dan really is a schauer!"
by Captain Condom December 11, 2003
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