An urban legend has it that if you sneeze 7 times in a row you will orgasm. An orgasm achieved this way is known as a Sneezegasm.
With this hayfever I've been blowing snot outta my face all week, but this morning I swear it was so bad I had a sneezegasm and I'd already used up almost all my kleenex. I had goo drippin' outta me top and bottom and only enough left to wipe one or the other. So basically my underwear is glued to me now.
by Mister Hughes. March 25, 2007
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Get the steeze monster mug.1.A sudden, voluntary, explosion from the penis at midnight, as a result of self arousal, intended to land on the face of another 2.When the recipient of the midnight sneeze awakens and asks what happend? You would explain that you "thought" you heard them sneeze.
She told me she had a headache and wanted to go to sleep. So, at midnight a gave her midnight sneeze.
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Girl: I told you that secret in confidence! You’re such a gossip sneezer
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