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shattered heart

when you have a broken heart so bad you are broken beyond repair that’s it, your depressed forever. no more fun, no more anything. you just don’t want to be in existence to the point where you stay at home everyday and struggle to just get your clothes on because you know there’s no meaning in what you do and there never will be
Friend1: ......
Friend2: Woah. you have a shattered heart?.. i’m sorry..
by FrostyBYT April 14, 2018
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shattered finger syndrome

Also known as SFS, Shattered Finger Syndrome is a disease your friends and relatives get that prevents them from being able to respond to your IMs and emails.
You: Hey
Friend: ...
You (2 hours later): Hello?
Friend: ...
You (48 hours later): Wtf, are you dead? You aren't idle.
Friend: ...
You: Oh shit, you have Shattered Finger Syndrome! I'll have to call the police! I only pray I'm not too late...
by SeanG March 20, 2008
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scattergun

the stock weapon for the scout class in team fortress 2 its also considered the best choice by the majority of the scout main comunity
person1: That scout has a strange scattergun with alot of kills
person2: thats cause hes a scunt
by sniper nate October 21, 2020
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shattered ass

the unfortunate effect of anal penitration without the use of good lubrication....tends to develop lumps in the rectal area
Damn sean pull that insanely large penis out of ryan hunting.... ass before you shatter it like there is no tomorrow...
by Anonymous August 1, 2003
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shattered dreams

Goldust's trademark move. You put your opponent's legs behind the 2nd rope after he/she's trapped in the corner, you back up, run, and kick him/her between the legs.
Jerry: OMG! Goldust did the Shattered Dreams on Sable!
by ChoujinkiMetalder March 31, 2005
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Scatter quail

The act of defecating. When you’re taking a dump and it flies out of you as if you released caged quail and almost makes a fluttering noise.
Dude I just scattered quail and stained the porcelain!

Did you see what Joey did to the bathroom? It looks like someone threw brownie mix at the toilet. Dude we call that scattering quail!

Bro I just scattered quail!!!

Man after that buffet I need to scatter quail.
by The gray fox August 31, 2019
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Scattereday

Scattereday is the day following Friedday, where your brain has been fried and now feels scattered because of the comedown.
"I'm never capable of doing anything on Scattereday."
by Psardy July 5, 2008
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