The John Scale

The scale from 1-10 for rating a girl on which personality is the judging criteria.

Such features include whether the girl is nice/fun/funny/sporty etc.
The ratings on the John Scale will depend on each individual's view of their ideal girl.

Person 1:- "Mate, she's only a 5 out of 10!"

Person 2:- "Yeah but she's a solid 9 on the John Scale!"

by JammaJ64 December 22, 2013

all G on the scale !

A phrase used to express ones satisfaction that the correct weight of illicit drugs was supplied.

Yo Han, that shit was all G on the scale !

Ty, bro all G on the scale ! Werd up !

by Vanilla Tyce & MC Hanner September 2, 2017

lale scale

Universally recognized unit of measure for drunkenness. Normally measured 1 to 10. Named after Steven Lale.

"Whats your Lale Scale mate?", "I'm an 8", "oh Dear"...

by The Man123456AA December 12, 2013

STD-scale

Is a scale used to describe how much one would like to have sex with someone.

The concept of the scale is to express which STD (Sexual Transmitted Disease) a girl/guy could infect one with, without one regretting sleeping with that person.

The scale ranges from "none" to "ebola"

Rating from normal or uglier to more beautiful the official STD-scale divided into the following levels:

- None
- Herpes
- Human papillomavirus (HPV)
- Chlamydia
- Gonorrhea
- Syphillis
- HIV
- AIDS (full grown AIDS with all the opportunistic infections that follow)
- Ebola

- Where would you place your wife on the STD-scale?

- That girl could give me AIDS

- No way I'm doing another "none" tonight

- Ten years ago Natalie Portman could give me AIDS, now she's more like chlamydia

by UT+Per7 August 13, 2014

Sinep Scale

A standardized scale for measuring the masculinity of males. Judged upon their traits and abilities. There are 3 results of the Sinep Scale: llampsines, tapsinef, and gipsineb.

We used the Sinep Scale today and found that Amir is a llampsines, Faraz is a tapsinef, and Jason is a gipsineb.

by d3ck3r August 31, 2013

Geschichten aus dem Saarland

A phrase used in German Memes,
(Has a similar meaning as Sweet home Alabama )

Person N1: i love my sister/brother

Person N2: Geschichten aus dem Saarland

by Nagelneuer benzer June 19, 2020

Scarlett Vera

A super hot cam model from Utah.

"Dude, did you see the Anal Cherry Video made by that Scarlett Vera last night? It is by far the best next to the squirting candy cane one." "I dont know man, the Midget and Sheltie Pony is my favorite."

"Did you see Cosby holding Scarlett Vera in a headlock in the parking lot?" "Yeah, it looked like he was burping, I don't get that weird shit they do in Utah."

by Eus095884 January 1, 2019