snarfer

A person who farts in a body of water then eats the fart bubble on its way up.

Erik was a snarfer because he ate is own fart in a pool.

by Peltalicious December 28, 2005

snarfer

1. Sniffing, or puttong your face on girls bicycle seats. Favored target is Chubby girls or girls with a yest infection because of the strong aroma.
2. Bitting the bubbles of your farts in water, or the farts of others in extream cases.

Tyler was well knowen at the local bike rack for his snarfing.

Tyler would hang out in the shallow end of the pool snarfing all day long.

by Jimboozie October 15, 2003

snarfer canarfer

(snarfer) a person who eats his/her own fart bubbles.
(canarfer) a person who sniffs little girls bicycle seats on a hot summer day.

Steven has a look on his face as though he's a snarfer canarfer. I just know he ate a fart bubble and then sniffed little jessica's bike seat.

by E.S.D.J October 22, 2008

Scarforting

Someone who is scary. But you're used to their scariness so it's really like a comforting kind of scare.

It was so scarforting to see ET, even though as a child I had been terrified of him!

by Laylasss September 12, 2009

Scarper

means to dash : to run without a care about where you are running. used in the sense of playful guilt by children.

look there's that fucking boring, square evil twat-let's scarper.

by fish October 10, 2004

Snarfer

A Snarfer is a person who say they're really good at something, but in reality the opposite is true. Snarfers may also say that you suck at something, when really they suck.

Dude, you're a Snarfer!

by ottergirl33 October 27, 2014

snarfer

One (typically male) who sniffs a woman's bicycle seat.

Tom is such a snarfer.

by Rino February 25, 2003