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scared turtle 

When you really need to poop but your turd pulls a scared turtle and barely pokes out.
man I wish I didn't have a scared turtle right now

scared stiff 

1. When you get so scared that you can't move at all.
2. When you get so scared that you pop a boner. This usually only happens when you are scared by an attractive member of the opposite sex.
A man jumped out from behind the brick wall and pointed a gun at my head. I couldn't run. I was scared stiff!

A hot woman in black leather boots, and with a whip in hand jumped out from behind a brick wall. I was scared stiff!!!

Scared Stiffless 

A type of performance anxiety where a man cannot summon a boner for fear of losing it again.
Maurine was all wet and waiting for him, but John was scared stiffless, so they listened to the radio instead.
Scared Stiffless by squishiefishie October 31, 2018

Scared Shitless 

Being seriously scared almost to the point of shitting yourself!!!
I was scared shitless during The Shining!!!
Scared Shitless by Yumpotjie August 10, 2018

scared white people 

what happens when a black person wears a hood
treyvon martin turned george zimmermans into a scared white people
scared white people by xXButtseXx January 7, 2015

Scared Bitch on Heat 

1) Used to describe oneself experiencing something positive.

2) In reference to a female with class and morals towards relationships and sexual activity, although after the subject becomes intoxicated or is seduced with clever wordplay can be manipulated/degraded/exploited or sodomised.
1) "When I fist heard about the paris sextape I downloaded it like a scared bitch on heat!"

2) John: "Hey have you met Kristy? Shes fine as fuck!! I'd love to tap that shit but she's probibly a snob"

Henry: "Fuck that shit! Obviously she's a fuckaholic cum gargling slag, I'll give her the anal ambush and rapist choke, she ain't nothing but a scared bitch on heat!"