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Go eat a banger ya reeky scunner!

Scottish insult. Literally means go suck a dick you smelly low life
Head boys approach Ollie's house and demand he gives them free food
Ollie "Go eat a banger ya reeky scunner!"
by mrperson123 December 13, 2018
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Stannerz

The term Stannerz is used to describe the process of ejaculating in an unusually premature time of under one minute during the act of sexual intercourse.

The term Stannerz can also be used as a time scale for other day to day activities, where one Stannerz is equal to, or less than one minute. A five minute task could be described as taking '5 Stannerz'

Whilst a relatively new term, the term Stannerz is spreading fast.
I hear when they had sex he came in less than a minute?!
Yeah, he did her in a Stannerz!
by megagem June 15, 2010
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scunnered

A Scots word used to mean that you are world weary, down-trodden, and thoroughly bereft of any lust for life when these words and expressions are simply too inadequate to signify the magnitude of your slide into "shitdom".
"Having to pay 550 euros to the locksmith on an emergency call out really scunnered him."
by ponteefex March 23, 2009
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spanner in the waves

TO PRESENT AN OBSTACLE; TO CAUSE A PROBLEM FOR SOMEONE OR SOMETHING.
MAN CITY HAVE PUT A SPANNER IN THE WAVES
by Online Dictionary December 3, 2010
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Scanger

1) A small child who attempt to act as if he is a wordgangster

2) A poor person.

3) A petty criminal.

4) One who dresses in shell suits, baseball caps at 45 degree angles and usually has a bad complexion. Usually inhabits Dublin or other part of Ireland. Speaks in a strange high pitched accent with undue emphasis on the "eh" of words. Usually drinks vodka and cheap beer.

See also: wordknacker
Ah! Those drunken scangers are going to steal our phones! Run.
by Travis Bickle September 5, 2003
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Scranner

To scran somthing is to eat something, in this context to shovel it into your mouth as fast as possible. Also, scran can be used to reference food.
Lets go get some scran.

Q: What happened to your mars bar?
A: I scranned it.

look at that fat scranner...
by MaddogMotherFucker June 24, 2005
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Shanner

A Scottish word beleived to have originated around the Central Belt sometime in the late 20th centurey describing and object (usualy a vehical) which is in a delapedated state of disrepair and generaly an embaresment to the owner.
Example 1

Jock #1 "Here mate, your car's an utter SHANNER!"

Jock #2 "Aye whatever man, your dirtbike's the biggest SHANNER i've ever had the misfortune to gaze upon!"

Example 2

"Mate, i've had enough of this Audi! Its a total SHANNER!"
by Coopertrooper87 November 15, 2012
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