scabbage

A scabbed area that is particularly crackly, flaky, or tempting.

Don't pick your scabbage!

Her scabbage from that motorcycle accident is really gross!

Mom! The scabbage from the scrape on my leg is bleeding!

by JoCobs March 2, 2010

scrotage

other forms: scrody
noun, item resembling nut sack. Generally nasty.

Oh man, when did Dave shave his beard? Jeesus, look at his chin! Total scrotage...

by Trey&Steve July 24, 2003

Scabbage

The act or the process of removing scabs onto people.

That bitch totally deserves a scabbage treatment

by Homsar January 24, 2004

Sneaker Sabotage

The act of destroying someone's shoe while urinating or pooping inside of it. Usually works best when you've done a liquid diet and all your stools are liquid-like. After "Sabotaging" the shoe, tell the person who owns the shoe to hurry up and come outside because there is something very interesting outside. But remember to give them reason to put their shoe on such as there is broken glass outside. When they place their foot inside, they'll feel either a warm sensation or a cold one, depending how long it took you to sabotage their shoe. Afterwards, run around screaming like you are a hype man on a concert stage. Usually, the best words to scream are, "Oh Shit! Literally!" and "Damn! Yo' foot smells like my ass!".

Donna was fed up with her new boyfriend, so she Sneaker Sabotage'd him.

by Jackson Pallock March 5, 2011

Relationship sabotage

When someone fucks with the lives of two people who would otherwise be loving their lives without difficulties.

The girl wanted to make their lives difficult by fucking with their lives, in an effort at relationship sabotage, one way of driving a wedge between two people to to play both the way the saboteur plays all sides.

by Solid Mantis October 25, 2019

Self Sabotage

When you have the opportunity for a easy, stress free life, but love to be a bad boy and get the blood pumping, so you make life decisions to ensure you get this daily.

I found out yesterday my licence has been expired for 3 months, I'm driving around in my unregistered ute with a bald back tyre while taking a video on my phone following a cop car. I like to partake in self sabotage.

by Close door openings June 6, 2022

Savotage

verb
verb: savotage; 3rd person present: savotages; past tense: savotaged; past participle: savotaged; gerund or present participle: savotaging

Deliberately incapacitating yourself via absolutely savage behavior and letting down all those in your life or career that depend on you.

I can't believe I drank 36 beers, ate an entire bag of 'shrooms, and tasered my nut sack last night. I slept through 6 meetings and presentation this morning -- I totally savotaged myself.

by joban22 June 14, 2018