A large marine mammal, Odobenus rosmarus, native to the icy Arctic waters, which irony-blind people often refer to as a walrus.
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Get the skaberchlyn mug.An illegal cab driver who curb crawls central London for drunks and E-heads. He is usually called Tremendous, of African persuasion and his car will have no tax or insurance. Once you have haggled the fair from Islington to Peckham down to 45 quid, you and your six mates will squeeze into his Datsun Cherry and proceed to add the smell of your five donner kebabs to the already pervasive waft of rancid BO, dreadfully disguised with fluffy dice, acting as air freshner.
As soon as Tremendous has traversed Tower Bridge he will be waking you up to ask directions. This is where the violence could potentially start. However this is often avoided, thanks to the can of mace he keeps under the passenger seat. Once Tremendous has applied the mace to your face he then throttles you with the seatbelt, pistol whips you, and rag-dolls you out of the window till all your credit cards fall out. He then, empties all of your friend’s pockets and carries out multiple identity fraud for the next 17 years without getting caught.
He can sometimes be found sniffing lighter-fuel at the wheel.
As soon as Tremendous has traversed Tower Bridge he will be waking you up to ask directions. This is where the violence could potentially start. However this is often avoided, thanks to the can of mace he keeps under the passenger seat. Once Tremendous has applied the mace to your face he then throttles you with the seatbelt, pistol whips you, and rag-dolls you out of the window till all your credit cards fall out. He then, empties all of your friend’s pockets and carries out multiple identity fraud for the next 17 years without getting caught.
He can sometimes be found sniffing lighter-fuel at the wheel.
Hey Batty, did him get troo dem blhurd clhaaart rice'n'peas?
Nah man, me left early and got a scabber home. I'm now wanted by several loan sharks.
Nah man, me left early and got a scabber home. I'm now wanted by several loan sharks.
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Get the scabber mug.A noun or adjective describing a person, usually male and under the age of 18, who is quasi-suicidal because mom asked him to clean his room. He holds his friends hostage with his unending threats of self-termination, and maintains a LiveJournal into which he posts some truly hideous poetry. He is only truly happy when he is sad and when all his friends have been driven away by the imaginary black clouds over his head.
current music: Linkin Park - In the End
current mood: depressed
I hate my life;
I want to cry;
I want to curl up and die ~_~
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You darn Saberslash. signed, everybody
current mood: depressed
I hate my life;
I want to cry;
I want to curl up and die ~_~
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Comments from users:
You darn Saberslash. signed, everybody
by Mark March 25, 2005
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'Gotta watch out, there's a Scamber Heard on every corner'
'My tickets didn't work, I bought them off some Scamber Heard on the boardwalk'
'My tickets didn't work, I bought them off some Scamber Heard on the boardwalk'
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Get the SCAMber Heard mug.A Jedi Knights weapon of choice the Light Saber is less clumbsy than a blaster, and is more of a symbol of honor, and wisdom than a weapon. A Light Saber\'s color depends upon the type of crystal put into the hilt during its building, and the crystal really depends on the Jedi\'s personality, and their particular alliance. Jedi\'s (the good guys) usually have stoic colors or softer colors which give off a prescence of being good such as blue, green, yellow, purple, etc. The Sith (the bad guys) more or less stick with one dominant color that gives off a presence of evil, red, dark red, crimson, take your pick. In closing Light Sabers kick ass, and I wish the government would go public with their mass production of the powerful sabers....Oh come on, we all know that its true...
When Light Sabers are finally made in real life we will Ironically downgrade our fighting style to sword fighting while our weapons greatly upgrade technilogically....I hope.
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