Salmon Shit

A shit that comes back up into the toilet bowl after being flushed much like the wild salmon swims against the current to return home.

"Dude, why didn't you flush?"

"I did! It must have been a salmon shit that swam back upstream."

by HoneyGetMyBelt October 19, 2020

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Cold Salmon

When you ejaculate onto someone's pillow and they lie down on it.

Person1: Eww, what is this on my pillow
Person2: Cold Salmon Son!!

by drocc1 July 24, 2006

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Taking your fist to the closed mouth person with braces, then forcing them to give you deep head. The blood smears across your penis's upper ridge from the braces wounding the insides of their lips. The ruby smear across your turgid shaft, if thick enough, should evoke the image of a salmon roll.

Dude, I just totally jerked off thinking of giving Ugly Betty a salmon roll since I know she loves sushi.

by Electronicoffee December 8, 2010

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Sammops

Sammops is pretty much the best band that isn't out there yet. Currently in the middle of a recording process, Sammops has already gathered fans all over the world. Their lyrics are completely improvised while recording, and have a unique sound. This two-piece band from Canada will be the new Jonas Brothers. Except there is three Jonas Brothers and only two girls in Sammops. :S

"Did you hear Sammops' new hit, 'Damien Come To Canada'?"
"Yeah, it's phenomenal. I wish I wrote it."

by sammigator December 16, 2008

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Norwegian brown salmon

When i fuck your arse so hard the gaping chasm left behind is large enough to be filled with water and used for Norwegian salmon farming that produces a slightly darker shade of fish.

After performing the Norwegian brown salmon on Matt's arse hole not even the women's world champion sewing team could repair the damage.

by Soupfly January 30, 2019

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