sanguine

A bird that is black and white and native to the Antarctic with an optimistic disposition.

Sure I'm happy, but I'm no sanguine.

by Charlie Currie, wordsmith July 11, 2018

sarguiness

noun. slimmy little rock pebbles at the end of your drive way.

holy shiz, i just stepped in all that sarguiness

by santa 421 December 13, 2009

Sangriarhea

Extreme nausea accompanied by loose bowels due to excessive consumption of Sangria (usually in concert with heaping piles of spicy Mexican chips, beans, cheese and guac).

"The entire Sales Dept has Sangriarhea and won't be in today."

by teezaweezl February 3, 2010

Sanguine

The color of night.

Sanguine, my brother.

by CatDaddy December 25, 2012

Sour Sangria

A refreshing beverage made by shoving a Sour Patch Kids up a urethra (usually not your own) and urinating into a glass. If made correctly, it should appear red to the sight and sour to the taste.

BEST SERVED CHILLED

Stu: Hey man I'm thirsty!
John: So?
Stu: Sooooo, Can I use you to make a Sour Sangria!?
John: S-s-sure. T-t-t-that's what f-f-friends are f-f-f-f-for...

by MoFo Myth June 28, 2016

axel sangriento

axel sangriento, the sexiest man alive, who happens to be married to Audrey Sangriento. Soon to be leader of Mano Sangriento

Axel Sangriento loves Audrey Sangriento.
Axel Sangriento is sexy as fuck.

by epyauqrey September 12, 2020

Axel Sangriento

Axel Sangriento is a pixel the whole episode interactive community simps for. Axel makes your standards so high that you now reject everyone. The fine animated character manages to do this with his gorgeous tan skin, black, ruffled, short cropped hair, his medium sharp eyebrows, sharp defined triangle jawline, cute uneven, terracotta lips that nobody could resist, his hot, attractive button nose and his ocean blue stonic almond eyes, that you could stare into for hours and never get bored. Axel also has amazing personality traits that you could never find in a real man, making you want him even more. He’s also the heir to the Mano Sangriento mafia gang, meaning he is rich rich. In conclusion Axel 🛐

“Hey, who’s Axel Sangriento?”
“Axel Sangriento is only the sexiest man to ever exist.”

by Axel Sangrientos wife April 25, 2021