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Someone who is not altogether in the mental sense; nevertheless someone who can be considered a blundering dumbass.
Dude 1: Why is that guy rolling little pieces of crap into shapes?
Dude 2: I believe he is "a few sandwiches short of a picnic" better let him be.
by Nameless Here Forevermore July 16, 2008
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sandwiches

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1. Two or more slices of bread with a filling such as meat or cheese placed between them.

2. A partly split long or round roll containing a filling.

3. One slice of bread covered with a filling.

4. Something resembling a sandwich.

5. What Billy must not forget.
Billy! Don't forget your sandwiches, that I made you. Sandwiches.
by Peter May 1, 2004
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an awesome facebook page that has over 250,000 fans that celebrates women bringing you sandwiches. everyone knows a sandwich is better when a woman brings it to you! users can submit their own photos of hot women bringing sandwiches.
Wow, we should taker her picture bringing a sandwich and submit it to women bringing you sandwiches!
by belle2013 June 23, 2010
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Mammif Tusk Sandwiches

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a sandwich made from freshly carved Mammif tusks, a hint of salt and pepper
served on a crisp bun or freshly cooked bread
"damn mum, that mammif tusk sandwich sure looks like a nice meal!!"
by xpozr January 1, 2003
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stank sandwiched

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This occurs when you cant find your way out of a fart zone.
Damn man I got stank sandwiched at the mall today.
by Rbomb04 July 26, 2014
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To someone about somebody stupid, brainless
Did you talk to the Sheriff ?
No the Sheriff is an idiot, i mean, i've met smarter sandwiches !
by alan.s January 4, 2008
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When you park your car in a big, empty spot on the street only to return later and find that two different people parked very closely in front and back of you.

While not (always) impossible to get out of, they are usually very tricky.
Ah great. I'm sandwiched in. I can't go anywhere until one of them pulls out.
by Gaaraofthedamned October 6, 2012
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