sand on the brain

A description used for someone who has said or done an incredibly stupid thing, that it is attributed to them having sand on their brain.

Friend 1: Hey dude, Friend 3 still thinks we only use 10% of our brain.
Friend 2: He's got some sand on the brain.

by massivegamer July 16, 2019

Sardonic

A form of humour that exists purely to help office workers survive corporate bullshit though the use of sarcasm, cynicism and irony.

Performance Review:

Boss: We're all on the company bus. You've been making some disruptive noises from the back. Are you planning on pressing the bell to get off soon?

Employee: Who's driving the bus? (Sardonic answer to a ridiculous statement)

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by A_Worker December 22, 2010

sanding

when you're getting really kinky and for some reason decide to put sand in your foreskin

Man at sex rehab: I had a very dangerous addiction to sanding, i almost died

by guy who discovered sanding November 3, 2017

Sandinga

A tiny yellow monster, similar to the Sandman from Spiderman 3, living inside an unsuspecting girl who has either been to the beach or playing in a sandpit without wearing form fitting underwear.

Sandingas live in the warm coastal sand ready to crawl up a woman's leg and settle in the lining of the Uterus from which they travel down into the vaginal cavity in search of food.

A warning to all mankind, check for Sandingas before penetration, they will not hesitate to munch on fingers, hands, feet, noses, toes, tongues and penis'.

I was tempted to have sex with Maria but when I peeked inside her vagina a Sandinga tried to suck out my eyeball.

I was so embarrassed at the doctor's surgery when I showed him my half eaten finger and confessed I didn't check for a Sandinga first.

by Sandinga November 23, 2010

Michael Sanzone

Michael Sanzone is apart of a tik tok house called the hype house, he became a member of the hype house because he slept there and never left so Thomas Petrou said “if u make content, u can stay”, so Michael did. Michael Sanzone is literally my favorite person ever, he’s also my favorite tik toker and one of my favorite hype house members, he’s a nice and funny guy and has such a sweet personality, if u ever become his gf don’t break his heart plz

me: do u know Michael Sanzone?
person: no
me: HOW?! he’s my fav tik toker EVER

by Jayda1230 February 5, 2021

Sandinista

A member of a revolutionary group in Niceragua during the mid-70's. The group succeeded in overthrowing the government in that time, but they are facing large opposition in the present. Their current party name is FSLN, Frente Sandinista de la Liberacion de Niceragua.

Sandinista is a cool liberation front. I shall name my CS name that, and hence be a member of a cool liberation front.

by Walker October 1, 2003

Standon

The epitomy of relationships; an ideal status, in which the participants are in a most loving relationship; simply Perfect

Modern Professors in English and traced the roots to a single perfect union between two lover, Brandon and Stephanie

Awww you guys are almost as cute as Standon... NOt quite... but getting there

You're perfect... are you sure your name's not Stephanie?

You're perfect... are you sure your name's not Brandon?

by thinkfast03 March 30, 2009