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The Sammy Hagar Paradox

First seen in his song entitled "I Can't Drive 55" it describes the notion that it is physically impossible for Sammy Hagar to travel at the speed of 55 mph (miles per hour). No matter what mode of transportation whether it is a car, bike, airplane, etc, it is impossible for him to travel exactly 55 mph. The speedometer on any transportation device that Sammy Hagar occupies will never read the speed of 55 mph. Instead it will skip over 55 mph to 56 mph or 54 mph (depending on whether the vehicle is increasing or deceasing speed). Therefore, it is thought that perhaps Sammy Hagar possesses some power that allows him to bend time and space to his will, but only at the speed of 55 mph. This act of bending time and space is currently being researched by Professor Stephen Hawking the British theoretical physicist.
I saw Sammy Hagar today in his car with one foot on the brake and one on the gas and i swear that he couldn't go 55 mph...its that damn Sammy Hagar Paradox

A simple fun game to play with The Sammy Hagar Paradox is whenever you are traveling and see a speed limit sign of 55 mph you must be the first to yell "I can't drive 55!"... don't worry everyone wins because it is The Sammy Hagar Paradox

Whenever Sammy Hagar looks at a 55 mph speed limit sign it spontaneously combust

You can take Sammy Hagar's licence and post his face, wanted dead or alive, but it doesn't matter because he can't drive 55
by El Oso Blanco June 26, 2010
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That particular moment when your brain stops working after consuming copious amounts of alcohol. One can usually tell that someone is "Sammy Smashed" when eyes start squinting and neck gets wobbly. A term wildly used on the island of Malta.
"Is that guy drunk? No mate, he is Sammy Smashed!"
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An extremely over weight dachshund who moans while we eat dinner, a Hansom young man none the less.. enjoys car rides , eating anything within reach, enjoying time with his mother , also know as Samuel L Fatman
Damnit Sammy the dachshund we’re trying to eat give him a yodel or something relli
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Samoyeds are so fluffy! And look at that pure, lovable face!
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Samy Deluxe is the shit. Deluxe records let's go.
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Dirty sammy

Literally sucking a girls cum out of her vagina while she’s at her point of climax like you were giving a hickey.
I had to hit her with a dirty Sammy, refuse to go out sad.
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