When you totally miss the meaning of something, missed a shot, or were just plain "Way off" when talking about anything. In regards to the dumb and dumber movie when Lloyd says "slippy, slappy, swenson, swanson....check the brief case...Samsonite..i was way off"
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Amazing feats of strength performed by common house cat.
A regular cat moving or knocking something that seems that a cat couldn't move like a table or tv set
A regular cat moving or knocking something that seems that a cat couldn't move like a table or tv set
I thought I closed the sliding doors enough so the cat couldn't get out, But yet the cat is on the porch!, I dunno we must have a Samson cat.
who knocked over the Tv? Must of been Samson Cat cause no one else was home.
who knocked over the Tv? Must of been Samson Cat cause no one else was home.
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Abraham Lincoln was a samsologist during his life time
Abraham Lincoln was a samsologist during his life time
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Stephan got a Slippery Samson last vacation, he didn’t see that one coming and was pleasantly screaming like a hand puppet dog.
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