Flaming Pete Sampras

the act of jizzing on a tennis ball, igniting it, and shoving it up your girl's pussy while grunting.

Jack tried to give his girl a flaming Pete Sampras, but accidently lit his cock on fire.

by P-nasty the Chuta April 4, 2010

Semper Standby

When marines are in the midst of being left with out orders, they are therefore told to "standby" Which can be from one minute to an indefinate amount of hours. Leaving the marine to do nothing but sit stare. Which in turn drives marines crazy. Which is followed by crazy ass marines, doing stupid ass shit.

Pfc Smuckatelli: What are we gonna do today?

Pfc D*ckFace: Well, ssgt told us to standby. for god knows how long.

Pfc Smuckatelli: Well you wanna go put on our flaks and practice spartan kicks?

Pfc D*ckFace: Oh fuck ya. ooorah. Thank god for semper standby!

by Pfc Poopy February 27, 2009

Andy Samberg

Cast member of Saturday Night Live, also starring in many shows, such as: Yo Gabba Gabba, Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs, Hot Rod, Arrested Development, I Love You, Man, Space Chimps, Nick and Norah's Infinite Playlist, 2009 MTV Movie Awards, and Bollywood Hero. An all around funny guy, who, from 2001 to today, was/is active in shows, sketches, and comedy in general. Andy is a Jew and is also known very well for his sketches in The Lonely Island. He is in many music videos, such as: Jizz In My Pants, I'm on a Boat, Dick in a Box, Motherlover, Like a Boss, Lazy Sunday, and one of his most recent ones, I Threw It To The Ground. Many of these are for sale on an album named Incredibad.

Man 1: Did you see SNL last night?
Man 2: No, why?
Man 1: Ahh, man. It was hilarious! I tell you, that Andy Samberg is one funny guy!

by cactuses October 17, 2009

Andy Samberg

One third of the recently SNL added group called the "The Lonely Island" whos' experience in shorts and music videos have helped to increase the popularity of SNL especially with "The Chronic What Cles of Narnia."

David:That Andy Samberg is one silly bitch!

by Plastic Soccer Trophy April 11, 2006

sameergasm

The instant orgasm that occurs while listening to the godly voice of Young the Giant's lead singer Sameer Gadhia.

I think I just experienced a sameergasm during the chorus of Cough Syrup.

by youngthegiant<3 July 30, 2011

Sameerah

Sameerah is a beautiful thing that can’t be ignored. Embrace ittttttttt.

“I ship sameerah!”

by Oofthedemon April 9, 2019

Semperfication

The act or process of annihilation via US Marine Corps. Derived from the USMC motto "Semper Fidelis" or "Semper Fi."

Fallujah experienced total semperfication in 2004.

by Andy0276 November 10, 2010