by CreatorOfWordsItself November 16, 2019
The most amazing person you will ever meet. If you find one she's a keeper. A really kind funny girl. And knows what to do around men.
by Bacon68 October 18, 2019
A pretty girl with curly black hair, and questionable mental stability. She has the ability to teleport and smack people with her impressive breats. She is unable to walk, she can only dance. She can't talk, either - only sing.
Obsessions include the book, The Little Prince, little girl bows, ridiculous music, bright and bold colors, and horses.
She also has an axe in her room.
She loves revenge. She is as dangerous as she is beautiful.
She often doesn't make sense when she talks.
Sometimes she talks to teapots.
Obsessions include the book, The Little Prince, little girl bows, ridiculous music, bright and bold colors, and horses.
She also has an axe in her room.
She loves revenge. She is as dangerous as she is beautiful.
She often doesn't make sense when she talks.
Sometimes she talks to teapots.
Something Samara might say:
"If everyone in the world was like me, they would be like, 'Oh I'm so sad! I'm so happy! I'm depressed! I'm going to kill myself! I'm going to eat this lion-puppy...' wait what?"
"If everyone in the world was like me, they would be like, 'Oh I'm so sad! I'm so happy! I'm depressed! I'm going to kill myself! I'm going to eat this lion-puppy...' wait what?"
by not samara August 22, 2008
1. adj. (a) occurring or done before the usual or proper time; too early. (b) too hasty.
2. v. adj. & n. - v. (1) tr. use to no purpose or for inadequate result or extravagantly. (2) Fail to use (esp. an opportunity).
3. adj. (of a person, attitude etc) aggressively assertive or presumtuous; over-bearing.
4. n. (a) the condition of being wrong in conduct or judgment, (b) a wrong opinion or judgment, (c) the amount by which something is incorrect or inaccurate in a calculation or measurement.
5. n. A contemptable or ineffectual person.
When all the component definitions are considered, "Samaras" becomes a very effective insult to be used in a variety of ways, conveying distaste with a person or their actions. Originating from footballer Giorgios Samaras' unfailing abilty to bring mockery and ridicule upon himself through arrogance, waste, and self-absorption.
2. v. adj. & n. - v. (1) tr. use to no purpose or for inadequate result or extravagantly. (2) Fail to use (esp. an opportunity).
3. adj. (of a person, attitude etc) aggressively assertive or presumtuous; over-bearing.
4. n. (a) the condition of being wrong in conduct or judgment, (b) a wrong opinion or judgment, (c) the amount by which something is incorrect or inaccurate in a calculation or measurement.
5. n. A contemptable or ineffectual person.
When all the component definitions are considered, "Samaras" becomes a very effective insult to be used in a variety of ways, conveying distaste with a person or their actions. Originating from footballer Giorgios Samaras' unfailing abilty to bring mockery and ridicule upon himself through arrogance, waste, and self-absorption.
"You Samaras of a man" - use when you witness someone who has made an arse of themselves, in a variety of situations, not neccessarily football related. They may have, perhaps, leapt from their chair to celebrate an event that immediately becomes clear has not actually occurred.
"You've Samarased that mate" - use when someone has made any kind of error- eg, spilling an entire pint on themselves, or falling on their face - breaking their own nose, while returning from the disco.
"You've made a Samaras of yourself there" - Samaras simply substitutes for many pejoratives, such as "twat", "arse", "tool", "wanker", "tube", "fuckwit", "silly-billy", etc.
"You've Samarased that mate" - use when someone has made any kind of error- eg, spilling an entire pint on themselves, or falling on their face - breaking their own nose, while returning from the disco.
"You've made a Samaras of yourself there" - Samaras simply substitutes for many pejoratives, such as "twat", "arse", "tool", "wanker", "tube", "fuckwit", "silly-billy", etc.
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