Mikey Salerno

The guitarist of Meadowlnad. All of the girls drool over him, with his long amazing hair, to his adorable smile. Mikey's the lovable one out of the band. :) He's super sweet and everybody loves him.

Meadowland Fan: "MIKEY SALERNO IS SO HOT."

by Gaby Goooootz November 25, 2010

Salters

An incredibly racist, hate-filled person who has the tendency to shout random obscenities/things at video games e.g. FIFA. Obscenities include 'Aids', 'you jebend' and 'you sweaty arab'. Having a strange hatred fo any good football players e.g Messi, Ibrahimovic

Lewis: Would you like to see my white cotton panties?
Kane: Oh god, he's doing a Salters
Lewis: Shut up Kane you dirty jebend, bet EA lick your arsehole like they do Messi.

by gibbotelli July 21, 2014

Salter

A nude picture of a girl that is possessed by her female best friend.

See also: saltering

Guy: can I see the salters you have of your best friend??
Girl: No! Girl's eyes only

by Dr. Rohl October 27, 2014

salter

a teacher who uses the word verbatim and is way to serious.

"woah man, don't be such a salter, you're killing the mood."

by Chelsey Kay May 13, 2008

Daddy Saltzer

A person who has an exoskeleton around his body so his weight won’t collapse on him

Daddy Saltzer dummy thiccccc

by a non-gay baby unlike Jaedyn November 15, 2019

salyersville

A small town in Eastern Kentucky, known for its many welfare recipients, bullshit small-town politics, and filthy meth whores.

Let's go over to Salyersville and get our dicks wet on some of those fine toothless meth bitches!

by BobbyFilet June 24, 2008

SALTER

anal assassin e.g: someone who inserts there index/forefingers into the excretion zone

josh: did you here what nick did on the weekend

edd: yeah he's such a salter

by kl kid July 22, 2007