salty salutation

This is what is said when people are greeting you or sending you off and it is positive but it has a negative tone to it so you don't know if you are actually liked by these people. It's awesome to give but not so much fun to receive

As Donny was walking into the party, multiple people said that it was great to see him and then called him "Donny the Dumb Shit!" Donny was perplexed by this salty salutation and his fears were confirmed when someone said the same thing to him as they spit into the beer he just got from the keg.

by von groovy August 7, 2024

Saltationist

Someone who disses people so badly and embarrasses them to such a serious length then are they known as being a saltationist. It is also someone who can verbally torture someone so badly that they take it up as a job and do it constantly as a daily ritual.

Yo, don't be gettin' into yo momma battles wit dis kid...he is a true saltationist.

This saltationist will own you so badly dat you gunna need a collar to put around yo neck that says "BITCH" on it.

by DeeRocca July 8, 2007

slutatiousness

whorebitchmakeup abuserslutuglynon- prettyskankhannah montanabootaliousdamnhotsexybig time cock suckerflat chestedno ass12-year-olds bodydid i say slut already?


v. being slutty, but not having a nice body or face

n. this type of ugly consists of girls wearing pounds of makeup and looking angry and pissed any time of the day

v. plain old being all over a guy

adj. dirty little whores

(guy 1): damnn last night hannah just woww ..
(guy 2): wait wat happened man?
(guy 1): we did bases 1, 2, AND 3! GOD DAMN I LOVE GIRLS THAT R SLUTATIOUSNESS LIKE!
(guy 2): yea but dude..shes so ugly and that makeup- just oh my fucken lord!
(guy 1): well well well- ya know wat man. just just- BLOW ME!

by nicrio March 6, 2009

Scalmutations

Eating out at a restaurant

1: Hey, wanna go get some scalmutations?
2: Sure, there's a KFC over there. Buffet?
1: Rad.

by Tonto! January 23, 2011

Slutatious

Slutatious: the need to act on slutty feelings, n desires.

Mya was feeling really slutatious after 4 shots of tequila. She just needed to find her victim.

by Su_corazon0406 January 15, 2020

Salztation

Someone/something that doesn't give a fuck and just wants you to leave them the fuck alone

I heard salztation is sleeping

by .bd. March 25, 2021

Situtationship

A very complex relationship that is not defined.

She wasn't my girlfriend we were just in a situtationship for a while.

by mychaelg July 28, 2023