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Mikey Salerno

The guitarist of Meadowlnad. All of the girls drool over him, with his long amazing hair, to his adorable smile. Mikey's the lovable one out of the band. :) He's super sweet and everybody loves him.
Meadowland Fan: "MIKEY SALERNO IS SO HOT."
by Gaby Goooootz November 25, 2010
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Sabertooth Zombie

a northern california hardcore band. They are also known as being the best band of all time.
Scene kid: hey man did you go to the Devil Wears Prada show?
Sabertooth fan: fuck that shit i went to the sabertooth zombie show and it was fucking awesome. Cody beat him self over his head with the mic.
Scene kid: oh. well the guy from The Devil Wears Prada has such an amazing voice. and i broke a nail.
by JimmyV117 April 16, 2008
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salestard

A person, of the salesy persuasion, who possesses scarcely enough mental faculties to complete simple day to day tasks such as putting their underwear on in the right direction, but who still somehow manages to persuade people in positions of monetary authority that they should invest in a product that is incapable of performing as promised.

Can be found saying such things as:

"Not only is this a powerful collaborative tool which will increase and streamline your company's capabilities accross the board, but it will also make your coffee, change your kid's diapers, and wipe your a$$ for you (only 2-ply and higher tp supported)."
"Don't worry about Kristen," Jarvis said, rolling his eyes, "She suffers from salestardation, but she's harmless, really."
by vulgarityfilteroff February 4, 2010
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Sabertooth Crotchcricket

Another name for Pubic Lice or Crabs.
Or to insult someone who is extremely hairy or u just dont like!
by Mike Vaughan February 2, 2004
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Salento

A mythical land in southern Italy where people are always at the beach, avoiding working or trying to steal someone else's "vagnona" by dancing to tribal music called "pizzica"
Bob: "Ehy yo are you from Salento?"
Niceta: "A mie sta dici? Ce cazzu uei de mie? Oi me futti la vagnogna?"
by yourmumsofatsheatemysoul June 8, 2021
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saleti ni

Saleti ni is the funniest word ever known to the Punjabis.It comes from a music video of a famous Punjabi singer,Ravinder Grewal,who dances by moving his knees frantically with his pants up high,with a freshy look just to impress the FOB kuri in his MV.
Sun Kuriye Mein Ranjhan Tera
Tu meri Heer SALETI NI!
xD
by Nasty-s August 4, 2007
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Salette

Salette is a hot girl she may come as a fuckgirl but she's a great loving beautiful girl who's crazy amazing! She's the girl you'll chase But will never catch😂 Unless you're a rat like nathan😂
Salette is
by Fcyyyycyxx June 26, 2017
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