The simultaneous ejaculation of two penises into two distinct orifices of the same female. During this specific sexual encounter, both men are striving to ejaculate first; however, they do so in unison, creating the salami tie.
"I can't believe that Bruce and Jimmy finished in me at the same time. I totally thought that Bruce would cum first, but suddenly I was being filled from two ends at the same time. It was a classic salami tie."
by Viva La BAM November 01, 2014

by PeaOnYourCock January 19, 2023

Originally used to describe a man so desperate for sex that he would use all his vacation time and travel across the Atlantic ocean to pursue a girl he met once, this phrase is now used interjectionally as a placeholder (often denoting indifference) due to the beautifully melodic sound it makes coming off your tongue.
He actually cried when it was time for his flight back home, and he finally realized he wasn't getting any ass. Oh, well. Twat salami.
by CobraKaiSensei August 15, 2011

by BigChode69420 January 19, 2023

by carol April 04, 2004

When guys masterbate.
by STROW-kihn Da Sah-LAWM-mee May 09, 2003

when having gay butt sex with another male with out lube for hours on end and you get a bad rash on your dick from his dry ass hole.
blake mitchel and evan berry were having extremely dry butt sex and blake pulled out and said wow evan your dry ass hole gave me a salami rocket...
by jujo and black bastard March 11, 2011
