Twat Salami

Originally used to describe a man so desperate for sex that he would use all his vacation time and travel across the Atlantic ocean to pursue a girl he met once, this phrase is now used interjectionally as a placeholder (often denoting indifference) due to the beautifully melodic sound it makes coming off your tongue.

He actually cried when it was time for his flight back home, and he finally realized he wasn't getting any ass. Oh, well. Twat salami.

by CobraKaiSensei August 15, 2011

white salami

The process of filling your own asshole with your cock

I helped my cousin with white salami last night

by PeaOnYourCock January 19, 2023

White Salami

The act of inserting your penis into your asshole.

Noah's favorite fetish is the White Salami.

by BigChode69420 January 19, 2023

White Salami

The act of inserting your penis into your asshole.

Did you know that Noah enjoys doing the White Salami?

by BigChode69420 January 19, 2023

slapping the salami

yanking your chicken, choking the chicken. masturbating.. for a man.. yankin the wanker

He slaps the salami before a big date..

by carol April 4, 2004

Stroking the Salami

When guys masterbate.

Adam has been in the bathroom for over an hour stroking the salami.

by STROW-kihn Da Sah-LAWM-mee May 9, 2003

salami rocket

when having gay butt sex with another male with out lube for hours on end and you get a bad rash on your dick from his dry ass hole.

blake mitchel and evan berry were having extremely dry butt sex and blake pulled out and said wow evan your dry ass hole gave me a salami rocket...

by jujo and black bastard March 11, 2011