That succubant drained his girlfriend's checking account, then stole his parents car and drove to Mexico.
by Sucudont December 9, 2013
Get the succubant mug.When you don't have the balls to shave your balls completely (it's risky...), resulting in a prickly sack almost like a cactus.
Francesca yanked down Billy's pants, cupped his ballsack, and immediately pulled away after realizing her hand was pricked by his sactus.
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by ngeshlew August 23, 2019
Get the Saccology mug.A demoness from Hell whose sole purpose is to drain the souls of men by having sex with them while they are asleep. Also referred to as the "Temptress of the Night".
If you wake up feeling very weak, and with a painful erection, you probably made love to a succubus.
by Vampire! March 4, 2003
Get the succubus mug.When an innocent soul is seduced into the realm of a succubus, they have acquired succubitis. Their lives get taken over by their bitchy, controlling girlfriends. The longer they are involved with the succubus, the more extreme their case becomes.
Side affects include: loss of rational thought, extreme mood swings, raging emotions, broken electronic devices.
1. Oftentimes, succubus' prey on groups of guys that are friends. If your friend has a girlfriend and all of a sudden she changes her mind and comes for you, run. She is clearly a succubus coming for your soul.
2. if she is a butterface. If she had a nice face, she wouldn't need to prey on innocent souls to find a man. Despite your interest in her curves, avoid the succubus at all costs.
3. if she has no friends. AKA, friendless. A succubus is always desperate for that special one to talk to 24/7, as she has no real friends in her life.
4. if she seems too perfect. For many men, this is what really gets them. If she has season tickets to your favorite sports team, has a killer house, and likes to have sex all the time, then you know she is a succubus. Despite your instinct to keep her around for the extra benefits, it will hurt you in the end. badly.
Side affects include: loss of rational thought, extreme mood swings, raging emotions, broken electronic devices.
1. Oftentimes, succubus' prey on groups of guys that are friends. If your friend has a girlfriend and all of a sudden she changes her mind and comes for you, run. She is clearly a succubus coming for your soul.
2. if she is a butterface. If she had a nice face, she wouldn't need to prey on innocent souls to find a man. Despite your interest in her curves, avoid the succubus at all costs.
3. if she has no friends. AKA, friendless. A succubus is always desperate for that special one to talk to 24/7, as she has no real friends in her life.
4. if she seems too perfect. For many men, this is what really gets them. If she has season tickets to your favorite sports team, has a killer house, and likes to have sex all the time, then you know she is a succubus. Despite your instinct to keep her around for the extra benefits, it will hurt you in the end. badly.
Friend 1: Look at Will, he's got a new girl.
Friend 2: Yeah, I know who she is. she's got the succubus signs.
Friend: O shit, we better get him away before he catches succubitis.
{playing of "you belong with me" backwards followed by a loud scream.}
Will: Thanks you guys, she almost got me there.
Friend 2: Yeah, I know who she is. she's got the succubus signs.
Friend: O shit, we better get him away before he catches succubitis.
{playing of "you belong with me" backwards followed by a loud scream.}
Will: Thanks you guys, she almost got me there.
by the PHS doctah October 27, 2010
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The FBI agent's prowess in the field led to scores of succubi hounding him at the bar all night long...
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