Savotage

verb
verb: savotage; 3rd person present: savotages; past tense: savotaged; past participle: savotaged; gerund or present participle: savotaging

Deliberately incapacitating yourself via absolutely savage behavior and letting down all those in your life or career that depend on you.

I can't believe I drank 36 beers, ate an entire bag of 'shrooms, and tasered my nut sack last night. I slept through 6 meetings and presentation this morning -- I totally savotaged myself.

by joban22 June 14, 2018

sibotage

The (usually) unintentional destruction of something important by a sibling.

I stayed up all night the other night making that diorama and woke up this morning to find it sibotaged! I'm getting an F for sure...

by Kimily January 3, 2008

shrotage

When the man's penis lacks the length to satisfy anything but his own needs.

Andrew couldn't satisfy Gordon because of shrotage, but Andrew found the experience to be fine and dandy.

by SKULLDARK February 24, 2008

Significant Other Sabotage (SOS)

Those little things that your Significant Other does that cause you UNTOLD GRIEF & STRESS!!! These particular behaviors can NOT be changed. Ever. Period.

Significant Other Sabotage (SOS) is when they can't remember to lock the car doors when they park in the driveway at home. Their garage-door opener is in the car console. Your motorcycles, that you don't have theft insurance on, are in the garage.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK!!!

by MotoCatfish December 12, 2008

self-sabotage

a sweet romance, referenced in the song "choker" by twenty one pilots

Tyler Joseph: self-sabotage is a sweet romance
Everyone else: what does that even mean

by nophun0 October 11, 2021

Sabotage

This is when I can't stand it because i know you planned it,
Im gonna set it straight this watergate

Oh my god its a mirage

I am telling yall its sabotage

by Taylottheturtleinahalfshelton June 8, 2016

Sabotage Sex

The type of sex cheaters have. It's called sabotage sex because the whole time you are sabotaging the relationship you're already in by messing around with others.

Guy 1: Dude! I totally got laid by 4 different girls after I came home from the bar last night!

Guy 2: But aren't you already dating someone?

Guy 1: Well yeah...but who cares! 4 girls one night!

Guy 2: That's a bad case of sabotage sex you've got there buddy...

by AlexisGrunge March 11, 2011