magic dick ruler

The imaginary measuring device guys in personal ads use to measure their penises. The MDR adds anywhere from 2 to 5 inches to the length of a penis.

Ad-reader: "Wow! This guy has 10 inches! Check out this ad!"
Friend: "Maybe if you're measuring with the magic dick ruler..."

by Edo Alonge January 23, 2008

rusterucci

The coolest name out there. An Italian name not a Mexican name. People with this name hate it when people call them Mexican.

Rusterucci is a better name than Mexicans last names.

by Wafflehouse77 April 17, 2017

pulling a rumler

v. Pulling a rumler is the act of getting belligerently drunk to the point in which you start making rude comments/ trying to fight the people you are with. Puking on (as opposed to puking off) a balcony is not uncommon when one is pulling a rumler.

Dude 1: "Fuck all you guys I hate you!" pukes on balcony "I need another drink!"
Dude 2: "Man, he's really pulling a rumler right now."

by ididyourmom6969 January 26, 2011

Ruler Rule

An advantage that teachers use mostly during schools dances or after school. Used when a teacher slaps a ruler onto their hand around other students as if to say "At least one foot between each other".

Guy 1: "Hey dude, that teacher used the ruler rule on me and that girl over there."
Guy 2: "I feel bad for you, now you can't get sexually close to her."

by ZeroMaxii August 15, 2019

Rustler

one who works the typical day to day job without motivation . Typically Not interested in self improvement. One who is ok with staying where they are currently at in life. These individuals Prefer to take the quickest and easiest route to success. They lack drive and are ok with the bare minimum .

The opposite of a Hustler.

Adjective: basic bitch, lazy mofo, stagnant individual

⚠️ Hustlers and Rustlers to not get along well .

I used to be a Rustler until I found my passion and became a hustler.

by Dbo the woodsman March 16, 2020

Man Ruler

A ruler that for every inch beyond 5 inches, the actual length of each segment shrinks by half, leading to a severely exaggerated final measurement.

It is the most commonly used tool when a man measures his manhood.

Whether made with a physical measuring tool or a perceived one, the measurements are always equally exaggerated.

John: "Yeah man, I've got a huge tool!"

Pat: "Is that so? I have my doubts."

John: "NINE THROBBING INCHES BUDDY!" *unzips fly*

Pat: "I see you've been using the Man Ruler again."

by RandomBrowser April 10, 2012

Ruler

A tool to see how large ones penis is

“Josh I used the ruler and found out my penis is 18 inches”

by Fuenghy July 28, 2019