Rancherise

To put ranch on something, in most cases, more ranch than what is considered a normal amount or what is actually needed. The term Rancherise was made by eriktheelectric

Those nuggets have been completely rancherised

by HurricaneHam November 19, 2018

crab rancher

Man or woman of ill repute who may have had pubic lice for a long time, to the point of them breeding. Can also be used for similar sexually transmitted diseases.

-"Dude, would you bang Lindsay Lohan without getting paid for it?"
-"No, man, I'd stay away from that crab rancher. She has the Crawford Ranch for crablice inside her jeans."

by Danny Fehlings November 13, 2007

turtle rancher

Noun; Someone who makes situations/moments awkward by interjecting into conversations inorder to make someone make an awkward turtle.

Guy: hey did you catch that Celtics game last night?
Guy2: No I...
Guy3: two midgets just stole my ice cream, so i killed them with an ice cream scooper!
Guy2: *makes awkward turtle
Guy: Dude you're a major turtle rancher.

by Tucker Sampson May 20, 2008

Green Apple Jolly Rancher

A fetish game to be played in the dark. A Green Apple Jolly Rancher is when a man eats out a girl with gonorrhea whilst sucking on any flavor jolly rancher, but it just happens that a gonorrhea nodule closely resembles a green apple jolly rancher. He will then proceed to lose the jolly rancher in her pussy and try to fish it out. Unfortunately for the guy, if he grabs the gonorrhea ball and sticks it into his mouth, the infected pus will explode and he will contract several diseases then promptly vomit.

Steve found out too late that Samantha cheated on him because he already ate her green apple jolly rancher.

by epicsexsauce November 4, 2019

Mother Of Jolly Ranchers

The original female jolly rancher that was created by God that screwed the other original MALE jolly rancher to reproduce.

“Oh my mother of jolly ranchers, shut up Kallee!”

by JollyRancherMomCreator ~ Bree May 25, 2021

red ranchero

After doing a girl on her period. You take the blood with your finger and give her a mustache.

I gave her a red ranchero after finding out she was on her period.

by Dog Fight June 10, 2004

runched in the ass

Runched in the ass (verb)

1. To runch someone in a deceitful or underhand way, involving an element of surprise.

2. When an enemy exceeds your expectations of power and beats you.

See runch

1. "He pretended he'd gone afk, I never saw his army coming, I was totally runched in the ass"

2. "I didn't know this guy was a boss, he runched me in the ass"

by Whitestripes DX December 6, 2004