rubber ducky

When you lovingly slingshot a used condom at your woman like a rubber band and she gets out of the way just in time.

Can also be used to describe a close call situation.

Situation 1:
"She said she gave me the drip."
"Seriously dude? Did you get checked out?"
"Yeah, doctor said I was clean."
"Dang dude, talk about a rubber ducky."

Situation 2:
"Dude, you almost hit that car!"
"Yeah dude, it was definitely a rubber ducky."

by T Flow January 19, 2007

Rubber Ducky

A chubby Asian man.

As heard in Ernie's "Rubber Ducky" song:
"Find a fellow that's cute and yellow and chubby."

Alfredo: Look at that Rubber Ducky eating noodles

by alfredopuppet March 15, 2009

rubber ducky

when a guy and a girl squeeze in between the mattresses and get stuck with dick up the backdoor. it gives the girl a sensation of push.

Guy: come on get down.
Girl: wait (but the guy goes in), AWWWWW rubber duCKYYYY.

by Dick Mccock January 3, 2015

Rubber Ducky

When a dude is fuckin’ and fills up a condom. He takes it off, blows it up with his mouth like a balloon animal, in the shape of a duck.

Amelia was not appreciative when I gave her a Rubber Ducky the night of our anniversary.

by Vanillaest Gorilla January 5, 2019

rubber ducky

when two are having sex, one shits under water and the poo floats to the top like a submerged rubber duck toy.

Me and sharron were so getting it on in the tub when i made a rubber ducky.

by matt donaghue June 4, 2008

RUBBER DUCKY

WHEN A GUY PUTS ON A YELLOW CONDOM AND SHOVES IT IN HER ASS THEN SAYS "HERE BITCH WHERE THIS BEAK"

Dude I did the Rubber Ducky with ol' girl last night.

by Kyle and Glenn January 20, 2009

rubber ducky

when you hump a chick with a rubber on,then pull out ,pull it off and slap her in the face with the rubber

Last night I gave thie whore the sickest rubber ducky.

by dirty few August 3, 2008