rowland heights

A small upper/middle class suburban city of LA County, better known for it's huge Asian population. The city's main roads are scattered with endless amounts of Asian grocery stores, bakeries, and even banks. You can tell when you enter Rowland Heights because the only cars you will see are Mercedes, BMWs, Hondas,and Toyotas with little Asian women driving them recklessly. Rarely will you see a Ford or even a Chevy for that matter. You know you grew up in Rowland Heights if you and your Asian gangster wannabe friends used to hang out at the mall and at the AMC theatre on weekends. If and when you decide to stop by this city lacking in any kind of cultural diversity, do NOT be surprised by the ridiculous amounts of fixed up Honda Civics that speed by you with cheap exhaust systems sounding like broken lawnmowers. CIVICS ARE COOL and the drivers inside of them are even cooler. The typical Rowland Heights civic driver: male, under the age of 20, long spiked hair, earrings, oversized clothing, and usually with a boba in his non-driving hand. If you're not from RH, "boba" is a Chinese tea drink with starchy balls inside that became really popular a couple years back especially in asian-dominated cities. Don't let there looks fool you however, these guys are NOT gangsters. 99& of these kids all go to Rowland High School if not Diamond Bar High (another asian-wannabe infested city) and go to church on Sundays. Their parents bought them their civics and provided them with the money to put in cheap sound systems and put on ridiculous looking rims as well as their lawnmower exhausts. The Hispanic population is considerable but the Caucasian population is virtually nonexistent and the ONLY place you will see the white population in RH is at the local Police Station(most of these guys are dicks). So the next time you decide to visit beautiful Rowland Heights, California make sure you enjoy the scenery, the Asian culture, and the loud rap music that's blaring from a teenagers fixed up car.

Yo, dawg im from Rowland Heights. I'm straight up hood. Yeh, I drive my civic to work and sometimes school. But im too cool for school, i gotta drive around all day with some 50 cent bumpin from my car. Cause im hood like that. Yo and the next time you see me chillin at a boba shop, give me a holla, i be chillin with my homeboys.

by RH BABY March 12, 2008

Rowlett

A small city in Texas, but one of the best in the state. A little-known suburb of Dallas. Darlie Routier killed her kids here. Come on, I'm sure you've heard of her!


We're so lonely.....

Rowlett? Where the hell is that?

by Random Rowlettian March 3, 2004

Kelly Rowland

Pretty brown skinned female.

She looks like a Kelly Rowland

by Jazzyyyyyyy September 27, 2010

Rowling moment

The point when someone with unpopular or problematic views finally shares them and loses any ambiguity or plausible deniability.

“...we were never 100% certain about his views, but eventually he had a Rowling moment while drunk and then spiralled all the way down into full-on Glinner”

by Yakobin June 7, 2020

Rowland

The man/woman who full sends the shit out of anything. He is usually the type of person to make everyone laugh and never have an ending point. Rowland is a name that means they are and outgoing person and is always at the top.

“Nice one Rowland”
“There goes Rowland”

by kasooeeksnaiosdn April 15, 2019

rowling

"Just Kidding"

An evolution of the acronym "jk" for "just kidding" is associated with the celebrated author J.K. Rowling. Over time, the "J.K." was dropped and shortened the term to "Rowling"

"He said that he didn't feel like coming to the party, but when he eventually showed up, he claimed he was just Rowling."

by Asa Aequitas August 22, 2007

Rowlf

Man of great character, unique, trustworthy, loving, kind, giving, honest, hard-working, hard-headed, quick-tempered but the temper short lived, will not interfere, but always there when needed, never-ever gives up.

"Rowlf, is someone you can depend on, such a blessing!"

by OhComeOnaPseudonymReally February 4, 2010