Are your jimmies rustled?

jimmies – feelings / thoughts / ego
rustled – hurt / disturbed
unrustled – peaceful / calm

As per Know Your Meme, the expression originated from 4chan in late 2010, and is used by trolls to "convey feelings of discontent or discomfort in response to someone else’s post in imageboards and discussion forums".

The expression is an alternate form of "u mad bro?".

Victim: What the heck is your problem!?
Troll: Are your jimmies rustled?
Victim: ...What is this I don't even—
Troll: *trollface*

by AgentRev December 18, 2012

Rosterbation

The act of reaching orgasim by simply looking at your fantasy football team or pleasuring yourself while thinking about how good your team looks on paper.

After a trip to the bathroom during round twelve of the draft many other owners acused jim of rosterbation because he wouldnt stop talking about his team.

by chuckie3sticks September 17, 2010

roster

a roster is a group of girls that can be called on at any time for casual sex, these girls don't know about the roster or each other, to add girls to this group is known as building your roster.

dude she's hot, you should add her to your roster

by BarbellBros January 15, 2016

rootle

To pull or uproot something with a constant pressure and a gentle jiggling motion.

"Just rootle that brick out of there"

by Dan Hates You May 8, 2005

restless blood

A woman who is addicted to sex that when she spends a lengthy time without it, she becomes almost crazy. This woman can do anything in her power to stabilize her blood, even, sleeping with a total stranger.

Karen: This is supposed to be our girls' night out, how come, we are not seeing Samantha again?

Mary: Didn't you know that Samantha is a restless blood?

Karen: Aw, a what? What do you mean, a restless blood?

Mary: She goes to street looking for a stud that will tame her wild ways, whenever, her adopted habits kick in.

Karen: Streets aren't safe anymore at this age of AIDS. We must settle for genuine men that will do the bargaining for us.

by Tonon October 22, 2011

foster roster

Slang for that list a foster kid keeps in his head for later when he goes back to rob the scamming foster parents he had throughout the years.

Using my foster roster I’ll target the really greedy ones; I’ll make them pay.

by Dr Bunnygirl March 15, 2019

rosaleen

A pretty person very good personality looks on the bright side of everything kind to others has a good attitude

Rosaleen is really pretty or Rosaleen is a persons name☺

by areyousureyoyknowme? December 11, 2016