rosterpating

overly obsessing in a non appropriate way about your fantasy football draft team.

rob: hey let's go out.

mike: nah ill be rosterpating to my draft picks tonight.

by a.r 77 September 16, 2010

roster rat

a girl who studies a football roster like she's going to be tested on it. another name for a jersey chaser

she knows all the players names and numbers, she's a roster rat

by ccenergy November 7, 2013

Rostered

To look up an athlete on a roster or to just be creepy when you find out a hot guys jersey number.

"I just rostered that football guy!"
"OMG, no way! What was his number?"
"#12!"

by PrincessNattlez May 5, 2014

Roster tailing

When you are pooping and vomiting simultaneously

Man, every time I eat at Chipotle I end up roster tailing

by Rooster master January 30, 2017

rostert

A cunt, usually seen saying he wants to kill himself

Stop being such a Rostert!

by GetGatorade May 9, 2017

Rostered

Like roasted but more savage

Jerome- “boiiiii your eyes are closer together than two peas in a pod you goofy ass lookin ass bitch”

Deondre- “Rostered!!!”

by Big Boooty Judy! March 19, 2018

Roster

The people you have in a potential dating spectrum

I have a roster of girls

by Donny’s bitch October 14, 2023