wayne rooney

He's Fat
He's Bald
He Likes his women old!
its Wayne Rooney
its Wayne Rooney

hes fat
hes scouse
hell fukin rob your house
its wayne rooney

hes near
hes far
hell fukin steal yer car
its wayne rooney

hes fat
hes red
hell take yer gran to bed
its wayne rooney

he fat
she's scum
he's probably shagged your mum
wayne rooney
wayne rooney

hes fat
hes round
he bounces up and down
its wayne rooney

he shot
he missed
he must be f **kin pissed

wayne rooney wayne rooney
wayne rooney is a virgin
he's never used his d**k
he w**ks in the shower
and sleeps in his own sick
he throws up to the left
and he throws up to the right
and he couldn't pulla bird
if he tried all f*****g night

Build a brothel
Build a brothel
Put Wayne Rooney on the Top
A load of Grannies in the middle
and he'll shag the fucking lot!!!!!!!!

hell be coming round the mountain with a gun
Cos Rooney shagged her Nanna up the bum
He got himself a hooker
Who knew a red nosed fucker
Now fat bastard playing for the scum!!"

wayne rooney is a dirty red scum
wayne rooney is fat

by lee_23 slimmings March 4, 2005

wayne rooney

fat bastard who eats all the pies and shags your gran all night

you're as fat as wayne rooney

by Michael Pirouet March 22, 2005

Roofed

Roofing, or, 'to roof' is to throw an object onto the roof of a building, usually to get rid of it but at the same time put it somewhere everyone can see it, people also throw other people's stuff onto a roof to get at them, you can also throw a ball onto a sloped roof and try to catch it as it comes back down.
Legend has it this was first done onto the roof of a Tech block facing a school field.

"What am I going to do with this?"
"Roof it."

"Hey *someone* just roofed *something*"

by Switch October 28, 2004

Rooney

An amazing, yet violent (thus very fun to watch), football player who currently plays for Manchester United and England. The best young talent to ever play in England's football pitches.

Commentator 1: "Oops did that guy just get knocked out by Rooney?"
Commentator 2: "yes, he did it again!!" 'smiling proudly'

by 007guy January 27, 2006

Rooney

- A football (soccer) player for Man United who looks a bit like shrek
- A bad temper normally resulting in a red card
- A word used by kids playing football

And rooney scores...

Rooney takes this one too far thats a red card and england are a man down

ohhhhh hes scored a rooney

by Ash1402 July 6, 2006

Rooney

Rooney is a phenomenon across language as it is a polysemy, it may be used as a greeting or way of expressing one's emotion or describing various things. It is usually preceded by "ah" and the way in which it is expressed affects the meaning behind its use. One may also say something that is bad is "not Rooney." The term may be shouted at random intervals simply during conversation to show joy, excitement or your presence. This use may lead to a chain reaction causing dozens of persons to shout Rooney.

ROONEY!
Ah Rooney!
I defecated on your bed - "That's not very Rooney of you" or "That's unrooney"

by deez_69_420 November 16, 2021

Wayne Rooney

A very talented football player that will never ever be able to control his temper or his love of shagging old grannies

Wayne Rooney stamped on Carvalho's nuts and essentially got England put out of the 2006 world cup, much to my delight

by Kieren and Grae July 2, 2006