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Roast Keef Sandwich

When you load a bong bowl in the following order.
1.weed
2.keef layer in the middle
3.more weed on top

This creates a special smoking experience. The bowl can relate to a jr. roast beef sandwich from Arby's. The weed acts as the two buns and the keef is the delicious meat in the middle. The moment you "roast" it, a euphoric feeling overcomes your whole body. It is a mixture of tasting a jr deluxe sandwich and pure love.
"Hey man you got some dank"
"oh i just picked up some fresh doja, i'm about to load a roast keef sandwich, you ready?"
"damn it has been too long since I've had something this dank, I sense that I'll be geeking out very soon, probably grubbin on one of them Arby's sandwiches too"
by rappinNtappin October 3, 2011
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RoadShitter

People who are so OCD that they refuse to use public restrooms but are perfectly fine taking a shit on the highway
Person 1: Shahnnaz had to take a shit at the turnpike again
Person 2: jesus christ! What a roadshitter! Use the public rest stop for crying out loud!
by The Khaizer July 8, 2020
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The truly frightful appearance when someone is heavily over-tanned and their hair is bleached beyond all reason. It stems from a delusional belief that only excessively tanned skin and blonde hair is attractive.

Can also be abbreviated to Orts for stealthy deployment!
Did you see the state of Jo? She totally looks like an over roasted turkey scarecrow!

Hi Jo, got a bit of an Orts syndrome going on there?
by BlossomG April 3, 2013
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FULL ROAST

Full sexual intercourse between a male and female. This is often built up to with a 'HALF ROAST' generally foreplay of some sort.
Male:- Hi babe i've had such a busy day at work and i'm bloody starving

Female:- I'll put some food in the oven duck

Male:- Arr great... Any chance of a FULL ROAST after?

Female:- Sounds good to me, I might even treat you to a HALF ROAST if you eat all your dinner.
by FR04STR December 18, 2014
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roadside-rhino

A roadside-rhino is an overweight, hitchhiking woman, who offers filatio for the ride.
Guy 1: Hey should we pick up this roadside-rhino?
Guy 2: Yeah she may be big, but she'll definitely give head.
by laysiege June 26, 2010
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Roast

To tell someone off with a bad ass comeback.
Roast:

Boy: "kill yourself"

Girl: "if I wanted to kill myself I'd climb your Ego and jump to your IQ"
by Nikki Fazbear November 20, 2016
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dry roasted

My bum hurts, I was dry roasted last night, I forgot the lube
by mitch00uk March 29, 2015
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