A small adolescent child with an amazing fear of large burly men that carry chainsaws at Halloween Horror Nights. He also tends to fear most things larger than him. Including Micheal Myers from the Halloween Series.
1) Roberto was so scared by the Chainsaw Drill Team that he attached himself to a tree.
2) Roberto pissed himself when he saw Micheal Myers outside his window.
2) Roberto pissed himself when he saw Micheal Myers outside his window.
by KKVaulter October 7, 2009
Get the Robertomug. A type of person who love his girlfriend 1000x more than she loves him ( Lizeth) and will always be there for her
by BIGPAPAFRESH June 8, 2018
Get the Robertomug. Wow your such a roberto
by fffffffffffffffffffffffffffff5 February 17, 2010
Get the Robertomug. A "Roberto" is slang for any infection incurred from sexual practice. This includes STD's, as well as infections from contact with fecal matter, from example.
by Nantucket Tuck October 20, 2009
Get the Robertomug. That person was such a Roberto
by yyy456456 February 17, 2010
Get the Robertomug. He’s a guy named Roberto , he thinks he has a big dick and he has a fuckable face! He likes tacos and eats them everyday ! And he likes being called papi , and he’s Mexican and his grammar is really bad and needs to stop ditching class and thinking he’s cool
Roberto is my Bestfriend
by Owzles February 3, 2018
Get the Robertomug.