Roberto

The most thoughtful person there is. A big heart and ...:)
i love him with everything i have to givee.
words wont ever be enough to explain what an amazing guy robert arredondo is. te amo.

Omg your Boyfriend is such a roberto i wish my boyfriend was like a roberto.

by His truly November 12, 2009

Sergi Roberto

One of Barcelona's top right backs and Xavi's covert gay boyfriend is Sergi Roberto.

Sergi is the 2nd best Barca player ever just under our glorious king Messi.

Sergi also ended Spain's dictatorship and killed Hitler. Sergi also invented sliced bread and influenced Arsen Wenger to make Arsenal.

Sergi also attended Toni Kroos and Luka Modric's wedding and even bought them gifts.

Fsg: Gianni I have the Xavi and Sergi Roberto love tape

Gianni Infantino: Excellent Spain's hope of winning the Euros is gone

Gianni puts the love tape in a box full of the videos of footballers being recorded by Gianni Infantino's goons.

by Sleeping pets September 5, 2023

Roberto

When you first meet Roberto you might think he is insane. When you get to know him more he is actually really caring. He is really funny. He is very social and he can never stop taking. He gets in trouble a lot. Mostly because he talks or he talks back. Roberto will keep their secrets between him and you. He will keep his mouth shut. He acts very very gay but he isn’t don’t worry. He never try’s at school and fails all of his classes. Trust me he is one of the funniest and trusting guys you will ever met.

Ay yo Roberto!

Oml your so stupid, but funny at the same time!
You got to know Roberto well,trust me he’s trusting!

by Keenwa April 19, 2019

Robertõ Milko

A famous Alaskan hockey player.

Guy: Bro did you watch the game last night? Robertõ Milko shredded ass!”

by HockeyMaster420 December 28, 2019

dirty roberto

A sexual manouver that envolves a south western Mexican. The Mexican is required to have a small baglama ( Turkish musical instrument ) while being inserted in to any of the participants rectal hole. While this is occurring everyone else taking part in the sexual activity must be freestyle dancing in a middle eastern manner along with the tune of the Mexicans guitar.

Dude, yesterday this party totally turned in to a big dirty roberto

by Rod and Todd August 27, 2008

Roberto Alomar

The greatest second baseman in Major League history.

Joe Morgan was good but he's no Roberto Alomar.

by B Brian Blair March 29, 2008

Roberto Male

A Roberto Male is a man with a very large pp, about the size of Roberto Esquivels.

Guy one: I'm so sorry about your mom's death.
Guy two: Yeah, I told her not to date that Roberto male.

by JDButAPilot November 9, 2021