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Commit a robbery

The act of stealing one's girl at a club or party whilst he is away.
How to commit a robbery:

Mike "The Situation":I committed a robbery, bro.

Vinny: Yo, man, who does my dick taste? How do you like my sloppy seconds?

Mike "The Situation":(after giving it some deep guido evaluation)...I committed a robbery, bro.

~Jersey Shore
by Wafflicious July 12, 2010
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robbertunity

The position a CEO and chairman of the board of American corperations find themselves in.
As chairman and CEO, I took the robbertunity to grant myself some stock options to excerise.
by Joe the Nacchio February 26, 2009
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cradle robber

A person who taps people significantly younger than he/she is. If X is the older person's age then they are a cradle robber if they date a person who is less than half of their age plus 7 years. But for this function to work, X must be greater than or equal to 18. (Y = .5X + 7 X:18,infinity))
Teddy: Is Albert with Evelyn?

Mike: Mos Def

Teddy: What a cradle robber.

Mike: Word
by mike xie February 10, 2007
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dirty robbie

The act of making your partner orgasm so many times that they literally pass out from sheer pleasure.
"Bro, is it true you gave her a Dirty Robbie?"
"Oh yeah man! After the 10th one in a row she wasn't even conscious!"
by RangkorWankor88 December 8, 2018
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Reverse Robbery

When you walk into a convenient store, bank, etc., and stab the clerk. After wounding the clerk, you proceed to PUT MONEY into the register instead of taking it out.
Dr. Steve enjoys Using his extra money stabbing hotel clerks in a Reverse Robbery
by Goombz February 1, 2013
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Robbie griffiths

Strongest lad going, if you have a fight with him you'll basically die and he works on a farm and gets paid more than every person ever existed
A:"Watch out that's Robbie there,don't look at him"
B:"Woah Robbie griffiths mind your arms almost knocked me out"
by DongerLordBlbanter June 5, 2015
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Uncle Robbie Two Fingered

When Uncle Robbie comes in in the middle of the night and slides in two fingers.
I was sleeping peacefully last night until I got Uncle Robbie Two Fingered.
by Hammerhead250 November 1, 2020
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