Tequila San-rise

(n.) A cocktail consisting of tequila and green-tea. This drink salutes the tequila-drinking maquiladora workers who earn their scanty pesos from Japanese-owned conglomorates to make shirts, socks, and cheap plastic crap for American consmers.

-Dude, you got anything to drink?
-Nah, just some Cuervo and some green-tea bullshit your mom left here.
-My mom, huh?
-Yup...
-Fuck it and fuck you, Tequila San-rise time it is then.

by mhibma July 17, 2006

rise against

An AMAZING band!!! they rock!!!!

"I can't bear the thought of losing,
I dread the attention winning brings
and ever since the day I came here
I can stand without your strings
I'm so sick of all these people
but I'm scared to be alone
and if this life has taught me anything
I forgot it long ago" - voices off camera

"one last thing i beg you please just before you go. I've watched you fly on paper wings half way round the world, until they burned up in the atmosphere and sent you spiraling down. Landed somewhere far from here with no one else around, to catch you falling down and I'm looking at you now. And i cant tell if your laughing, between each smile theres a tear in your eye." - paper wings

"Am i loud and clear or am I breaking up? Am I still your charm or am I just bad luck? Are we getting closer or are we just getting more lost?" - swing life away

by :) May 7, 2005

July 1 2022/ The Rise of Gru Day

Wear a suit or tuxedo to Minions: The Rise of Gru on July 1st, the release date of the new minions movie just for the most fascinating piece ever made in history.

Whenever going to a movie theater and see a man wearing a suit or tuxedo you already know what that man in that sigma suit going to watch on July 1st 2022.

We will rise for Gru.

A beta: “That movie is for kids.” *pizza on his stomach*

A Sigma: “A Ticket to please to the Minions: The rise of Gru, my good man.” *with a tuxedo on*

July 1 2022/ The Rise of Gru Day

by SnaxVI June 24, 2022

rise and shine

cause someone to stop sleeping, by the lovely vocals of kylie jenner singing "uhhrriiiiiseeeeee aynnddd shyyiineee"

kylie: ok we're going to wake stormi up and get outta here and show you guys her room!

also kylie: RiSe AnD ShiNe

stormi: umm... chile anyways so-

by lovelyherpes100 October 17, 2019

The Dark Knight Rises

By far the most anticipated movie of 2012, maybe in history. It's the 3rd and last movie of Christopher Nolan's  brilliant Batman series. It features one of Batman oldest, most known villain- Bane (Tom Hardy) and Catwoman (Anne Hathaway) the movies release date is July 20th 2012.

Guy 1: Did you see the teaser trailer for The Dark Knight Rises?? Jim Gordan looks pretty beat up.

Guy 2: yeah it's Bane that little son of a bitch! Batman will put him in his place.

by Megamaverick99 August 30, 2011

Risemonger

The host of a show who is funnier than its contestants.

"I participated on this show, but I got Risemongered."

by Nygmobblepot December 14, 2015

rise against

The single best alternative/punk band in a long time. Their lyrics are heartfelt and actually have meaning.

"On clearer days I can see the lights from my bedroom door,
on windy nights I can smell the lake as it drifts to me from the shore. The traffic lights silently change a thousand times a day, but I'm still waiting, yeah, and I'm still waiting.
And if my hand could block the sun,
would we ever wake up? And if I turned back all these clocks, would that be time enough?" - Rise Against

by Radman8341 March 17, 2008