rip a new asshole

1. to have words with, to reprimand (a figurative and hollow threat)
2. mofos who intend to do something really bad to someone's hiney or asshole. (literal threat)

I scolded my son and said that I was going to come after his wife and rip a new asshole for disrespecting me and my mother if she didn't send the girls dance pictures like she promised.

by ana unum aka queen latrine December 12, 2008

rip a bird

Smoke a joint. Roll some weed. Getting High.

I got some sick weed, lets rip a bird.

Wanna rip a bird after work?

I ripped so many birds last night.

by Max Flow April 20, 2008

to rip a carrie

To cause either violence or destructition; mayhem, confusion; (2) to commit arson (from Carrie White 1963-1979)

a term from the Stephen King novel "CARRIE"

by Chad S. July 8, 2004

rip a new a--hole

To rip apart, tear or make new entrance to ones body

What Sapphire's gonna do to a certain ex member in a rage of female hormonal fury.

by Sapphire March 25, 2004

Ripanese

Chat dialect of consistent misspellings, often difficult to comprehend.

Rip: mine is just dysfunctionally disfuctional
Admin: What???
Rip: note the 2 speelings of dysfunkshunall
Admin: I'm sorry, I don't speak Ripanese

by Deadlit July 13, 2012

Riparrhea

A condition where initial flatulence is also accompanied by an unexpected liquidity discharge.

Would you please excuse me, I thought it would be fine and was just gas, but actually I had a case of riparrhea. Now, I have to go change quickly.

by TylerJay024 August 30, 2020

Rip a toot

To pass gas.

hey bro did you just rip a toot?

by olivierman99 December 15, 2010