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Rink Rat

A woman that frequents hockey games (ususally OHL or AHL) for the sole purpose of getting picked up by an up and comer.
Me: "Damn did you hear about Stacey? Mitch got her pregnant and now he got drafted in the first round."
Friend: "She's such a Rink Rat"
by Final Aura October 13, 2022
mugGet the Rink Ratmug.

Roller Rink

1. Place where older guys go to pick up young girls.

2. Where trailer park parents send their kids on Friday nights while they go out and get drunk.
Yo Shank, why don't we go to the Roller Rink tonight and pick up some young sluts.
by ObiWanBonJovi August 5, 2010
mugGet the Roller Rinkmug.

Mr. Rink

the teacher at mchs who is the coolest teacher around
Mr. Rink is cool asf
by mchsjdiejsondkdjdjdbd January 22, 2021
mugGet the Mr. Rinkmug.

Rink Ronk

An annoying female who may be kind of short and stout, who doesn't have much bend in her knees when she takes a step. The walk is almost a bit of a waddle, almost like a penguin with a rope around it's ankles. Rink ronk is the noise that is made when they waddle toward you, "rink-ronk-rink-ronk".
"My blind date was actually the rink ronk Human Resources director from the job I just left!"
by Rudy Hobbes Calvin May 26, 2021
mugGet the Rink Ronkmug.

Rink Brain

An ailment that affects hockey players who spend too much time in hockey areas, where the fumes from the ice rink are confined, rotting their brains and effecting their judgement.
"Did you hear about Cooter Whiplash? He was arrested for destroying a wheelchair"

"Sounds like a case of Rink Brain to me!"
by landwehr34 April 9, 2023
mugGet the Rink Brainmug.

Rink rat

A rink rat is a hockey parent who spends a lot of time at the hockey arena watching his (or her) kids playing hockey.
"You've been here a long time, you're turning into a rink rat."
by 44 August 26, 2006
mugGet the Rink ratmug.

Rink dink

Open your eyes you fuckin rink dink, or else you wont be able to see the fuckin puck
by Wrenner February 25, 2008
mugGet the Rink dinkmug.

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