basketball reasons

a reason you give when you did something stupid and have no good excuse for why you did it

Sam: hey why did you take an arrow to the knee?
David Stern: basketball reasons

Sean: hey why did you use squirtle against bellsprout? you know grass is his weakness
David Stern: basketball reasons

Borat: Hey mister, why your wife she so sad?
David Stern: basketball reasons

by batrider2 December 16, 2011

Fecal Reasoning

fecal reasoning- can be used like Fecal Justification, meaning the justification one utilizes in order to justify their defecation in a socially unacceptable manner/location

"The only reason I shit in the bucket is cuz were on the boat."

Kristen, spare me your fecal reasoning please

by Tony. 305. October 15, 2007

top 10 reasons mally should live

1. he is epic
2. everyone loves him
3. he is very likeable
4. he is helpful
5. i am friends with him
6. he is a large qt
7. he hasnt seen life
8. he has so much to live for
9. please
10. DONT DIE I FUCKING SWEAR!!!

you- why should mally live?
me- i am pussydestroyer69
that is why top 10 reasons mally should live

by pussydestroyer69weedmlg October 16, 2020

for reasons

Used as an explanation as to why you are requesting something when you don't want the people to know why. The more sinister your statement sounds in context, the better.

What is that cute girl's name on the left of the picture? I want to know for reasons...

by Mec August 8, 2015

13th Reason

Reference to Netflix show, 13 reasons why. A reference to kys

Me: I just realized that strangers think me and my platonic friend are dating when they see us together in public
Other friend: yeah they do & he gives off republicans vibes 💀
Me: this is my 13th reason lmao

by LilNasX April 10, 2021

Reasons

Used to describe the frustrating or baffling result of a procedure when you aren't sure or confident that you have a valid explanation.

The client decided they wanted me to completely overhaul the project because reasons.

by DeadFish42 May 3, 2015

ffnr - famous for no reason

being famous without having any kind of talent, success or anything alike

That Peaches Geldof is a so ffnr - famous for no reason. She should be glad that her father is so well-known.

by Motaba November 17, 2009