reverse blumpkin

Receiving head or t-bagging while a woman is on the toilet.

Dave walked into the wrong bathroom only to receive the reverse blumpkin from a stranger.

by Dan June 2, 2004

Reverse Blumpkin

You piss while someone sucks on your ass hole.

Steve- The other night my ho gave me a nice Reverse Blumpkin.
Bov- She must really like to lick poop?
Steve- Only on the days that end with a 'y'.

by Ced Ellis December 3, 2009

upside down double reverse blumpkin supreme

When a group of older, cooler guys, ejaculate on a younger, nerdier guy before taking his socks off and wiping their dicks with them.

"Me, Arzen and Duate totally gave Rob a upside down double reverse blumpkin supreme last night in C&G"

by NoodleBoy July 30, 2008

Upside Down Reverse Blumpkin

The act of receiving anal sex while vomiting simultaneously.

A.K.A.- U.D.R.B.

Sheila used that new strap-on today to give me an Upside Down Reverse Blumpkin and I lost my Lo-Mein. It resembled Heart Worms.

by Wayde Allen Smith December 24, 2008

Reverse blumpkin

the process where a male excretes in that of a females mouth while jerking off.

omg i totaly reverse blumpkind that hoe in the alley

by beelzebabe July 29, 2011

Reverse Blumpkin

The reverse of a blumpkin, where the male masturbates into a toilet while simultaneously excreting fecal matter on to the girl's face.

The girl would do anything to get her money back, so I performed a reverse blumpkin on her.

by argonaut7 December 15, 2008

reverse blumpkin

When a man has anal sex with a woman, fecal matters get on his dick, and the woman then gives him a blow job with the fecal matter still on his dick.

"Last night I was pounding my girl in the ass when I felt something warm on my dick. She shit on my dick, so I made her give me a reverse blumpkin to clean it up."

by brandilizzz October 22, 2008