Two Kinds of Retarted

The art of acting so slow and stupid, people wonder if there is something else wrong with you then their already is.

Girl 1- Hey can i ask you a question.

Girl 2- Shoot.

Girl 1- Im smart!

Girl 2- What!?, thats not even a question, man
you must be two kinds of retarted.

by Numero A November 3, 2009

Retarted

The wrong spelling of the word Retard. Ironically, calling someone a retard and misspelling the word, actually makes the accuser a retard. Retarted is not a word, Retard is. Don't make yourself look retarded, by misspelling the word retard.

Commonly used by dumb ass YouTube commenter's, and dumb whores on facebook.

Jon: Tim, you're so retarted.
Tim:Well Jon, I'm not the retard who misspelled the word retarded.

Jon:.... well played.

by RolphSemensDickOvensUWIDI June 9, 2010

Retarted

The incorrect spelling of the word 'retarded'.

It is a well known fact that people that say retarded, are in-fact, a retard themselves.

Dude, that is so retarted!

by Dave Retardingsworth August 4, 2008

retarted

when you just made a tart, then you make another tart, you retarted.

Lil' Jeffy-"momma, you made 2 tarts, so right now, YOU RETARTED!"

by Nastina September 5, 2005

retartedtrentonrex

he is a gay native that likes all of his cousins and he likes the dick in his ass he is really retarted he moans in the back of the class he likes a gay guy from yellowkife and he moans to him

he is gay and a homo he likes gay people and he is gay he likes caousin cause his girlfriend is his sister retartedtrentonrex

by gaige forrest March 6, 2017

retart

retart means tartful reta

coined by gogoanime retarts

¨tart¨ - satan
¨retarts¨ - a retart

by An Egoist January 2, 2021

retartistry

The art of being retarded; Stupidity so profound it becomes an art form.

George Bush's tenure as president is marked by sheer retartistry.

by Rebecca Ash-Murray June 29, 2008