do not remove under penalty of law

A common phrase that is written in those little labels/tags that you find in your mattress or pillows (mostly on matresses) that you have the urge to take it off but you may think you're going to pay a huge fee or, perhaps, going to jail. As if there was a hidden super-mega-ant-bacteria size of a camera inside that tag to watch it. Some say "except by consumer" others not. But you'll remove it anyway. Besides... what's the worst thing could happen, hm?

Person 1: I just took off this tag. It says: "do not remove under penalty of law". So cool huh?
Person 2: OMG! You're going to jail!
Person 1: Nah. I'll just put it on my mom's desk.

by DiogoAttitude January 21, 2016

Heineken Remover

The drunk version of the Heimlich Maneuver. Coined one night during a party in the woods by a drunk party attendee when some one started choking on a joint, then drank some beer too quickly and started choking.

This was followed with 20 years worth of ball busting and made a great story.

"Hey, you better stop choking or I will have to give you the Heineken Remover to save you"

by formfeeder July 24, 2008

Reiven

He's kind & very considerate person. Maybe he doesn't know how to express his feelings but one thing is for sure, he's always there for you. He's very hardworking too!

Reiven is so good at all things

by allychi June 8, 2021

instant hard-on remover

A thing or event which is so unattractive that it can cause a man to lose an erection instantly, or even render him temporarily impotent.

When my girfriend pooped during sex, it was like instant hard-on remover

by GameboyRMH November 27, 2004

remove poke

Prior to efforts by Facebook to emulate various features and functionality of other popular web sites, if someone clicked "poke" on your profile, you were presented with two options: "poke back" or "remove poke"

Now, "remove" has been removed. This is very confusing to neophytes because the options of "poke back" and now, "remove" (instead of the aforementioned "remove poke" link title) lead Facebook users to the falso assumption that they either have to "remove" their friend or poke them back, sending the user into the poke/poke back abyss, never to return.

Perhaps the far more intuitive "remove poke" will return on some future Facebook redesign. Until then, this Facebook FAIL will remain confusing to the masses, wreaking havoc and spawning never-ending poke wars.

So and so poked you... poke back | remove poke

Duh?

by shawnblog March 17, 2009

panty remover

well panty remover is the term used when girls drink the beverage gin.cause in the end the girls end up up the panties on the floor

hey guys screw these girls we'll never score, look over there those girls are drinking panty remover, lets hit that up.

by gibb February 4, 2004

editor/remove.form.php

If you're reading this, someone from Urban Dictionary did something wrong and something that shouldn't have been deleted got deleted.
Whoops.

Clicking on the link in editor/remove.php shouldn't bring you here, but it does. Because bugs I guess.

"Wait, you're seeing editor/remove.form.php? Tell one of the admins to fix that."

by /b/leach_my_eyes April 26, 2021