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regrets

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1) The things you have done in the past that you wish you had done differently.
2) The chances you wish you had taken.
3) The things you have done in the past that you wish you hadn't done.

Something to consider when in a situation you think you might regret in the future:
If you do it you’ll regret it,
If you don’t do it you’ll regret it, Either way your going to regret it,
So you might as well just do it
1) Why did i have to get THAT drunk??
2) I should have said yes when he asked me back to his room.
3) Why did i get involved with him?!

I've used examples which relate to my life and which i've had regrets about. Regrets aren't always about relationships though.
by Starz-In-Her-Eyez October 19, 2007
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Food regrets

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When you have second thoughts or, regrets, about food you decide to have or order.
Person a: I'll have a Cesar salad
Person b: I'll have a double bacon cheese burger with fries and a milkshake.
Person a: that sounds great dude
Person b: yeah. Your about to have major food regrets.
by It's Phil April 22, 2017
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Regretsgiving

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The time immediately following Thanksgiving during which a debilitating sense of regret overwhelms a person, either due to eating too much food or, the more common problem of not eating all of the food that a person had hoped to eat.
"I know Regretsgiving has started when I realize that there is no more pumpkin pie and I never had a chance to devour a piece."
by Emmahasregrets November 30, 2009
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anal regrets

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when you hold in a fart for an extended period of time until it can be held in no more and when you finally let it go you gag at the stench.
wilfred: i just had a 4 hour meal with my girlfriend and her parents, major anal regrets when i got in my car
by flangeface March 27, 2011
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no regrets

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An excuse for doing something rashly. Usually used in a very childish manner and for actions that aren't really that big of a deal. Often used with the shocker hand signal.

See YOLO.
Sarah: OMG, I can't believe we just did that thing we just did! #noregrets

Kylie: I know right! No regrets!
by Somebody That You Used To Know November 14, 2012
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regretsenstrudel

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Upon discovery that she had been running her entire life with exercise-induced asthma, Dominique felt a wave of regretsenstrudel wash over her like cloyingly sweet, suffocating relief.
by your other other mom August 26, 2013
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An apology that lays blame at first possible cause.
It's clearly and entirely all my fault. Please accept my deepest regretsthedaywemet. I should have understood immediately how hopeless it would be to expect you to understand anything other than basic involuntary bodily functions.
by Handcuffmonkfish July 21, 2019
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